headlock - agatha all along

The witches' road ❦

sophia's pov

We enter a small shop, full with candles and skincare with the smell of flowers. Always seeing Jennifer Kale's face on ads but never in person, billy has her whole skincare collection. As he says it "minimizes his pores."

"Hey! Where do you keep your jade eggs? I'm fresh out of marbles and my pelvic floor is all over the place!" Agatha says immediately after entering the store, I squeeze the bridge of my nose by how second hand embarrassed I was.

"Actually you gals wanna go splitsies on one? Hmm? Anyone? Anyone?" she says. "Sisterhood of the traveling kegels?"

The two uncomfortable women end up leaving the store, I certainly wish I left as well because literally gross. Agatha turns around to see a very annoyed jennifer kale.

"Hi, Jen!" Agatha says with a fake smile and tone in her voice. "God, Agatha! I haven't seen you since I made a really pointed effort to never run into you again." Jen says sarcastically.

Agatha laughs sarcastically matching her energy, turning to us to make us laugh as well with her. I fake smile to get this over with.

"How are you? Awful." Jen tells her dropping the act. Agatha straight up tells her that we are assembling a coven to walk the road. Jennifer laughs at her and notices that shes not kidding. "You're serious?"

Agatha shrugs her shoulders, "it's a dead end. Literally." Jen said to her walking away from her counter. Agatha following her and as well as billy trying to convince her to join "us."

'there's literally no point of this' i said in my head. I stand there and drag my feet to look around. It's a nice cozy place, filled with plants and gold everywhere. I finish looking around and start heading over where they are. I see agatha walking away while billy is talking about how she minimized the size of his pores.

She looked at us up and down and moved her head to where agatha was heading, "who's this" she points at me and billy. Agatha turns around, "more children sacrifices?" She tells agatha as she looks at her with a look of hurt.

I decide to speak up to her, "I'm really sorry about your recent legal troubles.." billy gets his phone and shows jen news reports about recent lawsuits. "Uh.. yes I'm aware." Jen says.

Agatha turns the phone in billys hand and start reading it out loud. Billy then tells her "i personally would not consider superficial burns "injury," i cut him off by saying "but apparently, some people needed skin grafts." I gasp and turn my head to agatha and billy. Agatha gasps "awh jen!" Trying to crack her so we could join the road. Blah blah blah more talking goes on which I loose interest in and stay quiet.

"Wait so you're magically bound, and about to get literally bound." Agatha says gasping and covering her mouth while being the between the both of us. Patting billy and mines shoulders. "Yikes Jen..." I say mimicking the same tone of voice that Agatha had.

"None of this pedestrian drama would be an issue for a powered-up witch." billy says pushing jen's buttons.

Jen certainly got her buttons pushed after what billy had told her, "you think I haven't tried everything to unbind, you freaky little miscreants!" she says looking at me and billy. "Hey I didn't even say anything!" I put my hands to surrender myself.