PM skk headcanons 👅

Pm Dazai hcs!!

- Bro def had a phase when he listened to breakcore
- he had really bad insomnia in pm, now in the ada its not that bad but it still shows very often, he usually sleeps 3-6 hours, due to it, he has always dark circles under his eyes
- bro uses those 8 in one shampoos(ocean breeze scented) or doesn't showers at all until he finally caves
- Bathing takes a shit ton of energy and he always makes the water too hot, so he just lazes around like a pitiful sopping wet cat after
- he frequently forgets to eat until he's on the verge of passing out
- he has an astigmatism that went untreated for so long he's now particularly blind in his right eye. He needs glasses but he hates his old pm pair and never wear them to public. He's to lazy to get his prescription renewed/hates going to the eye doctor so they're not even up to date for his vision, that's why he's a bad driver-he cant fucking see
- he drives/reads better if he closes one eye
- Mori forced him to get braces after he formally joined the pm. He had a lisp for the first few months and would blackmail ppl if he did it in front of them
- He hid his bad vision for a long time but eventually Mori noticed and forced him to get glasses too. He fucking hated wearing them and ,,accidentally,, kept breaking new pair of Mori's got
- After that Mori got him contacts but he would lie and throw them out just to be defiant (totally not bc he squicked him out)
- he NEVER brushes his hair, like he doesn't even own a fucking hairbrush or a comb untill Chuuya has a conniption over it and starts keeping one at his apartment
- he had the same fake driver's license since he was 15 and never bothered to get a real one
- When they were 15, Dazai got so excited bc hd was 5 cm taller than Chuuya bc he was always the one being bullied for being short
- He constantly beats himself for not thinking to take odasaku's coat with him, he bought his current bc it looksd similar
- His sense of taste is abysmal, which is why he likes really salty/spicy food. They're the only flavors he can actually taste
- He was unironically into screamo bc ,,it screams for me when i cant,,/ thought linkin park was super hardcore & his favourite songs were ,,faint,, and ,,bleed it out,,(fucking loser)
- He hates sweets, since he cant taste a lot, it just makes his teeth/mouth feel weird and sugary
- (school au)Dazai doesnt even try doing anything on PE unless he's going against Chuuya
- (school au PE)Chuuya fucking hates him for being slow
- (school au PE)Everyone fucking hates him
- (school au PE)LAZY AS FUCK
- (school au PE)He could carry the whole team if he wanted to but he chooses to screw everyone over just because
- Absolutely despises the heat
- Memories the most random and disgusting facts just to annoy people
- has fluffy socks :3
- Bro flirts with his reflection in the mirror
- his favourite hours are blue and grey hour, he just silently adores them