PM skk headcanons 👅

PM skk hcs!!

- If Chuuya would get drunk, Dazai would get too so they'd be walking ,,home,, trying to see who'd get ran over first
- When Chuuya would saw Dazais sh scars(for this lets assume that he has sh scars under his bandages) he would slap him hard bro, but then he would talk abt it w him or just hug him bandage them or smth
-  They would CONSTANTLY play the yellow car game they would go absolutely CRAZY abt it (and yea yea ik its an european game dont be the fun police!!)
-  In the 2010s au they would make a whole organized arg which would get kinda popular at one point
-  + to insomniac Dazai, surprisingly Chuuya would often cant sleep too, so when they would be together they would talk and watch smth, or when really tired or important mission tomorrow they would try to fall asleep together
- [ ] When they would be on a mission that takes more than one day and they'd have to sleep there, they would sleep in one room for one of them to stand on guard (they would switch)
-  Chuuya has serious abandonment issues, Dazai has trust issues, so they comfort each other till they fall asleep
-  Dazai is not often at his container, he is mostly too lazy after finishing the missions so he stays at Chuuya's instead
-  When Chuuya tries to brush Dazai's hair, its like trying to wrangle a feral cat. They've gotten in psychical fights over it that always end with Dazai pouting for the next hour while Chuuya laughts at how flat his head looks without the rats nest
-  Surprisingly, they both dislike the beach because of the sand
-  They both have a lot of inside jokes & nicknames for each other, but neither of them ever acknowledged it bc then they'd have to admit they don't actually hate each other
-  Chuuya guard Dazai's blind spot like its second nature. He doesnt even think about it anymore, his body just goes to cover him. Even when walking with other people, he'll naturally move to walk on his right side
-  Whenever they walk together on a side walk, Chuuya shoves Dazai until he's on the inner side. Dazai will try and walk on the very edge like its a tightrope just to be spiteful
-  When Dazai is with Chuuya for an extended period of time, he gains some healthy weight because he actually remember to eat meals/Chuuya cooks for them both
- One time after a mission when they were driving, they were sitting next to each other, Chuuya fell asleep and collapsed on Dazais shoulder(thus didn't happen only one time)
- Dazai would sometimes go to the roof of the building of the pm and sit on the edge of it, and Chuuya would always found him there and sit w him
-  Chuuya once slapped Dazai after his attempt (both were so confused like wth)
-  Mori sometimes assigns them to take care of yumeno and elise
- + plus one time they had to ,,deter,, monsters from under Elise's bed
-  When they watch horror movies, they always make a contest about who is braver
-  When couldnt sleep sometimes they would go on those late night walks
-  Dazai had tried to eat Chuuyas hair more than once
-  Dazai = touch starved(clingy)
        Chuuya = touch starved(touch
        starved)
-  (school au PE) When they would be in the same team it was impossible to win against them(if Chuuya convinced Dazai not to be lazy ahh)
- The pm would sometimes go to the beach (elise's request) and while the adults were talking, Chuuya Dazai Yumeno and Elise would be on the sea, Elise and Yumeno on the seashore, Dazai and Chuuya would be in the deep side(it wasnt that deep but still) so Dazai had to carry Chuuya (he would be yelling ,,LET GO OF ME ASSHOLE,,)
- When Chuuya would fall asleep and Dazai would be up, sometimes Chuuya would talk in his sleep, Dazai has recorded most of it and shows it to Chuuya to annoy him
- Once when Chuuya got really hurt Dazai said ,,Ill take care of him!,, and Dazai tried to put bandages on him and chuuya was like a little kid trying to avoid eating veggies. At the end Dazai won
-  Dazai would teach Chuuya those childish hand games, and they always would take it seriously(the competition was CRAZY asf) And Chuuya would always get mad when he would lose
- Chuuya was and is the only person(besides oda and prolly ango) who heard Dazai's genuine laugh
-  Both had the most ridiculous and horrible matching wallpapers but they dgaf + once Chuuya changed his wallpaper without telling Dazai (when they were matching) so Dazai stopped talking to him at all but when mori found out he told them that they have to go on a mission together
- If they would sleep together and woke up tangled together, they would never mention it again
- In hallowen, Dazai and Chuuya had always matching costumes, (reason) Chuuya was the first one to buy a costume, and Dazai bought the same costume for him to annoy Chuuya (that every year) and sometimes elise thought that they were doing it on purpose(Dazai was but Chuuya got used to it and then he kinds liked the idea but acted like he doesnt care) and tried to join them after escaping mori from dressing her as a princess or butterfly
- They would play random games when bored, like smash or pass, Dazai would once ask Chuuya when they were walking in the city ,,CHUUYA! Smash or pass?,,(points at a stranger) Chuuya first would be confused but later they'd play it randomly and often
- When one is in the hospital, they mostly are on the others side, most of the time resulting them sharing a hospital bed
- When Chuuya would puzzle in his free times(very rarely) either Dazai would hell him OR he would destroy half of Chuuya's process
- Kunik/Eskimos kisses :3
- Dazai in free times has learned some random languages and speaks them randomly to annoy Chuuya
- (School au)They are the type of ppl who are fugitive every five seconds, iver the stupidest topics. Like you would see them sitting next to each other watching silly videos/playing games and fivw seconds later they would be fighting
- The pm did a sleepover once and Dazai and Chuuya ended up hugging each other (Kouyou was the first to notice and she covered them with a blanket so no one else would have noticed)
- (School au)They study (go to the arcade) after school
-  Dazai's gallery is full of Chuuya's photos he takes without him knowing
- Dazai refuses to ride Chuuya's motorcycle with him (he claims that motorcycle's are stupid but in reality he is jist scared of them) but once when Chuuya convinced Dazai he almost fell at the start
- Chuuya once bought a dog plushie for zai bc he knew that Dazai hates dogs, Dazai named the dog Chuuya and abused it everyday
-  Chuuya is the only person who saw whats under Dazai's bandages with his permission
- Chuuya cant use chopsticks and Dazai makes fun of him bc of it
- When Chuuya would be mad at Dazai he would block him and unblock shortly after(he instantly regrets it) Dazai would block him in the most random time (like on the 3 am) and he would always get super annoyed
-  (School au) once Dazai thought he was mysterious and tried to see whats in Chuuya's locker but Chuuya was right beside him and beat his ass up
-  They would invented their own coded alphabet to talk to each other during pm meetings
-  They play rock paper scissors to decide everything AND they play the extended version that they randomly learned bc of boredom