Put Wood In't 'Ole Oneshots

Yorkshire Creamed

Co-written by my pookies deliahapologist1 ch4rswifee and autumnknightswife

Winter swirled his mug as he watched Autumn take a sip of her Yorkshire tea. His heart sped as a droplet of tea dribbled down Autumn's throat onto her cleavage. He felt his wood get ready to get in't 'ole. "Luv let me put this bloody wood in your 'ole." Winter growled as he licked the tea off her neck. Autumn whimpered and spilt her Yorkshire tea on't floor before she screamed "MAKE ME ANOTHER FUCKIN CUPPA!" But she deep down desperately wanted him to put that wood deep in't 'ole. Winter immediately submitted, being the beta he is. "Of course senpai." He responded to his alpha before running to the kettle.

He entered the room, placing the mug infront of his mistress before bowing his head. "Ere's ya cuppa, chicken." He said timidly, knees pressed together. Autumn took a sip and moaned at the delectable taste of Yorkshire tea. "Right you, it's time ya put wood in't this 'ole." Autumn purred as she spread her legs, flaps flapping on full display. Winter pounced, letting out a ferocious growl. He rammed his wood in't 'ole, making sure to take a sip of his Yorkshire tea. He thrust his not so wee Winter Jr inside her fanny and into her core. Autumn looked at the tea in Winter's hand. "Pour it on me will ya pal?" Winter obliged, tipping his mug slowly over Autumn's cunt. She moaned as the scent of her burning flesh and Yorkshire tea mingled in her nose. Winter pulled his willy out and mogged. "I 'ave a surprise for ya luv, 'old on." He whispered as he moonwalked out, shlong bobbing up and down.

Winter skipped in, now wearing the surprise. He adorned a maid dress but the main event was the Greggs sausage roll sleeve on his throbbing wiener. Autumn sat up, eyes full of desire and hunger. She drooled at the prospect of eating that sausage roll. "Ooo that is scran that." She whined and licked her lips. Autumn sauntered her way to her tasty treat. She snaked her slithery tongue around his dna rifle, ready to unleash his chamber of secrets. Her mouth salivated, moistening Winter's sausage. Despite it being early May, Winter was about to come. Autumn gobbled and gargled on the 15 inch long thick meaty VEINY trunk before her. "Oh great heavens!" Winter exclaimed, hips bucking and eyes rolling back. Autumn continued to feast, working harder to gain the prize at the end. Winter's breath quickened and he began to scream in pleasure. "BLOOMIN' 'ECK!" Autumn quickly moved back, replacing her mouth with the mug of tea. She waited with an eager smile as she watched every drip of baby sauce fall into the mug. As he finished, she raised the mug to her lips, taking a large gulp. She moaned at the taste and passed the mug to Winter, watching as he did the same.

"Kitten whiskers, go get us a knife, will ya?" Autumn growled as she watched winter scurry to the kitchen. He returned with the knife and passed it to his superior. Autumn rolled her eyes. "A butter knife? I guess we'll have to make do." Winter started to do the piss dance. "Mummy Autumn, I need a wee wee." He wailed. Autumn smirked and laid down on the kalax and smiled. "Piss on mah burns. They're achin'." She said, waiting for him to obey. Winter stood up and began to wee on her, focusing attention on the burns. "Good. Now..." she wipes the knife along the soggy area, "Lick this." He leaned forward, deepthroating the knife to make sure he gets every drop. Autumn slowly pulled the knife out of his mouth, dragging it across his lip. "Now time for me naughty boy's punishment for burning meh." Winter whimpered and felt the sausage roll sleeve tighten around his willy. Autumn giggled and kicked her feet as she thought of all the things she could do. Winter ripped off his maid dress with a primal rawr.

Autumn dragged the knife along Winter's nipples and stopped on his stomach. She pressed down, drawing nothing because it's a fucking butter knife you melon. She continued to press until she broke flesh, a dribble of blood making its way down his cum gutters. Winter writhed and moaned. "Be quiet ya cheeky boy." Autumn growled, pressing the knife on his neck. He gulped. "Ruh-roh!" He exclaimed and clamped his mouth shut. "Good puppy." She said bringing the knife to his collar and landing on his chest. She pressed until she drew blood once again. Before leaving him be, she wiped some of the piss off her stomach, pushing it into the cuts. She woman-handled Winter and flipped him over to prepare him. She took the knife and slowly slithered it up his booty hole and watched as he squirmed. The sight alone made Autumn squirt on his bum bum. "Now I've put knife in't 'ole, you can't remove it. Understand baba gril?" She smirked. He nodded timidly and slid off the sofa. He waddled to the bedroom, scared to tear his anal cavity.

Autumn and her sub cuddled in their fnaf bedsheets. Winter once again put his wood in't 'ole and created the most beautiful sex human centipede. They slept comfortably (minus the knife in't 'ole that tore winter buttocks to shreds).

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Lads wasn't that beautiful. My best work yet! 🫶🏽🫶🏽 #woodintole