Shaggin' in't Snicket

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Co-written by my pookies deliahapologist1 autumnknightswife ch4rswifee

Autumn and Mia were downing pickle-backs in't Fleece pub. Mia decided they had enough and led Autumn out of the bar. As they skipped down the streets of Skipton, Mia looked at the snicket beside the pub. "Autumn ya lookin' well fit right now lass. Lets 'ave shag in't snicket!" Autumn's eyes flashed with desire as she dragged Mia in't snicket. She shoved Mia into the wall and snarled. "I saw't way you was lookin' at that fookin' waitress you absolute slag mate." She growled, choking her as her face went blue. Mia coughed as Autumn pulled away. "Calm it ya bus wanker. I don't even bloody lyke 'er man!" She wheezed. Autumn rolled her eyes but deep down she wanted them fingers in her arse 'ole. She was aching from her impending death due to sepsis but she knew that Mia could fix that, even if only for a moment.

Autumn's bi-hourly Yorkshire tea alarm began to blare and so she grabbed her portable kettle, bending over to start a brew. Autumn waited for the kettle to boil and as soon as it was ready, she begins to pour in milk. She stirred the milk and screamed as she felt something go up her arse. She looked behind her to see a large plank of wood sticking out of her, Mia smirking. Autumn stood, wood hanging out of her 'ole, ready to scream at Mia until she pushed the plank further in, causing her to let out a deafening groan of pleasure. Mia flips Autumn around and begins to thrust the plank inside her.

Marjorie walked down the road eating cheese and beans on toast when she hears moaning and crying in the snicket. She turned her head to see her best friend and her worst enemy fucking in't ginnel. She gasped, dropping her beans down her shirt. To her surprise, she felt a tear run down her leg, her panties immediately soaked through. There was enough to fill a bathtub! She approached the two women, dipping her fingers in the bean juice and licking it off her fingers seductively. "Fucks goin' on 'ere ya muppets?" She yelled looking at the plank in Autumn's arse, eyes full of lust. Mia jumped at the surprise of someone finding them (despite the fact that they are in a fucking alley way you absolute melon). They had a healthy dose of prolonged eye contact *PROLONGED EYE CONTACT!* before Marjorie walked up, shoving the plank further inside Autumn. Mia slapped Marjorie, "I AM THE ALPHA HERE! Understand kitten?" Autumn purred. Marjorie moaned, nodding in submission. "Good girl. Now drop ya panties pookie." Marjorie obliged instantly, tearing her underwear off in one swoop.

Mia grabbed Marjorie, bending her over and shoving the other end of the plank inside her arse. Mia stopped to take a picture. "This is goin' in me spank bank." She giggled, anticipating her future wanks. Mia moved the plank back and forth inside both women, mouth watering at the sound of their moans in tandem. She continued to do so, watching as both women reached the brink of orgasm, screaming out in a mix of pain and ecstasy. The two women began to spasm, cum bursting from their narnis. Mia smiled, pulling the plank out of the women, smacking Autumn's arse with it.

Autumn approaches Marjorie, slurping the beans out of her bodacious boobies. She tilts her head back, eyes fluttering closed and mouth opening, a soft sigh escaping her lips. Both women (for some bludclart reason knowing that the other is lactating) begin to suckle on each other's teats. Autumn's mouth filled with bean juice and Marjorie's with milk. The two women's mouths met, the essence of beans and milk melding together. Marjorie moaned at the taste of her own bean-flavoured lactation. Autumn looks to her side, seeing Mia with her hand in her pants. She sees Mia's breath begin to quicken, movements becoming frantic. "Ang about, lemme grab me kettle." Autumn growled, skipping to her purse as she licked the bean juice off her hand.

Autumn placed the kettle between Mia's legs. "Aim in 'ere luv." She commanded. Mia lifted her hips, positioning herself above the kettles entrance. As she orgasmed, she squirted into the kettle, filling it up. "Old ya 'orses! Yer about tah overflow ya fookin' cunt." She barked, closing the kettle lid and putting it on. She started another brew, squeezing her breast milk into the tea. She moaned as she felt the hot Yorkshire tea slide down her throat. A wonderful end to an incredible night.

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A/N

Almost vommed writing about beans but it's okay xx

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