Grand tour of the Acapul-hell Paradise Resort

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(To coollion2873 )

The Hazbin Hotel crew stands outside the enormous Acapul-hell Paradise Resort, their eyes wide with awe and disbelief as they take in the extravagant exterior. The building towers above them, covered in neon lights and golden decor that gleams in the dim light of Hell's sky. A massive, glittering sign reads: Acapul-hell Paradise Resort — Where Every Sinner's a Star!

Charlie a bit breathless "Wow... they weren't exaggerating."

Vaggie crossing her arms, frowning "Sure, it looks flashy, but it's just overcompensating for... whatever it's lacking in soul."

The group enters the resort, and they're instantly met with a grandiose lobby. Crystal chandeliers hang from the ceiling, casting a warm glow over marble floors where demons lounge on plush couches, sipping on elaborate drinks served in carved skull goblets.

Husk whistles "Place sure knows how to pour on the luxury."

They continue deeper into the resort, passing several eye-catching attractions.

Nifty eyes sparkle "Ooh! Look! They have a puppy pit! And... and it's filled with real puppies!"

In the center of the room, a massive pen overflows with fluffy, playful puppies of all breeds, bouncing and yipping with delight. Guests are laughing as they pet and play with the dogs, whose cheerful barks and tail wags seem almost surreal in Hell's usual gloom.

Vaggie shakes her head in disbelief "They've got... puppies in Hell?"

They move on, passing several pools, each one grander than the last. One pool has a flowing waterfall that cascades into a jacuzzi filled with red, rose-scented bubbles. Another pool is surrounded by flaming torches, giving it an exotic, tropical vibe. There's even an "Ice Inferno" pool, with snow machines blowing cold mist over a heated pool, creating a unique icy-hot experience.

Charlie whispering to herself "This place has... everything."

Alastor smiling in his usual unsettling way
"Pools, puppies, paradise... quite the decadent combination for a place claiming to 'redeem' souls."

They enter a spa area where various rooms are labeled: "Soothing Sauna," "Inferno Hot Springs," "Soul Rejuvenation Pods." Guests in fluffy robes walk in and out, looking blissfully relaxed. A nearby brochure boasts an impressive list of services, from "Demonic Deep Tissue Massage" to "Aura Cleansing."

Charlie nervously "We're... way out of our league here, aren't we?"

Vaggie gets defensive "No, Charlie, this place may look impressive, but it's all just... distractions. There's no real redemption going on here!"

They pass another area, where a glamorous lounge is set up with a live band. The lounge has a shimmering black and gold color scheme, and patrons are seated at tables covered with candles and crystal glasses. A host of servers bring out gourmet platters piled with food that looks suspiciously divine for Hell — fruits, cheeses, and exotic dishes are arranged in beautiful displays.

Husk grumbling "Fancy food, plush lounges, pampering... no wonder everyone's lined up to get in."

The final stop is a towering Ferris wheel that rises high above the resort, offering an unparalleled view of Hell's landscape. Couples and groups climb into the ornate carriages, laughing and pointing out sights from the heights. A nearby brochure promises an "Unforgettable Skyline Tour of Hell."

Charlie sighs, looking defeated "This is more than just a hotel. It's like a... paradise for sinners. I don't even know how we can compete with all this."

Vaggie frustrated but trying to be supportive
"Charlie, they may have all this stuff, but they don't have you. Or us. We've got something real that this place will never have."

As they turn to leave, they pass a group of guests who are gossiping about the Hazbin Hotel, snickering as they pass.

"Did you hear about that other 'redemption hotel'? What a joke compared to this place."

"Right? I'd rather stay here forever than even visit Hazbin."

Charlie bites her lip, and Vaggie clenches her fists, barely containing her anger. Husk looks away, looking strangely subdued, while Alastor watches the guests with his usual eerie smile.

Alastor whispering darkly "Perhaps it's time to show them that paradise has its price..."

The group leaves the resort, feeling small and disheartened as they head back to the Hazbin Hotel. As they step out, a final glance back at the glamorous Acapul-hell Paradise Resort only deepens their resolve.

Just as they were about to leave, an overly cheerful employee in a sharp, red uniform spots them and rushes over.

"Welcome to Acapul-hell Paradise Resort! The hottest, most luxurious redemption retreat in all of Hell! We're absolutely thrilled to have you here." One employee says brightly

Charlie awkwardly smiling "Oh, um, thank you..."

Another employee joins, beaming even brighter.
"Here at Acapul-hell, we offer an unmatched experience: five-star dining, deluxe pools, personal redemption counselors, and spa treatments crafted for every kind of sinner!"

Another Employee stepping up, eager to chime in
"Not to mention our one-of-a-kind puppy pit! We have the largest collection of dogs in Hell. Guests just love it!"

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