Hazbin hotel: What if....there was a redemption resort

Grand tour of Paraíso de las Sombras resort

(To coollion2873 )

Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Alastor, and Nifty stand outside the grand entrance of the resort, mouths slightly agape as they take in the luxurious surroundings. The sleek, modern exterior is lined with neon lights, elegant statues, and intricate decorations that make the Hazbin Hotel look like a shabby motel by comparison.

Charlie whispering in awe "Wow... it's... so... packed."

They push through the revolving doors and find themselves in an expansive, bustling lobby, filled with lively demons laughing and socializing. The floor is polished marble, and the walls are decorated with golden accents and elaborate paintings. There's even a live jazz band in the corner, playing soft, upbeat tunes.

Vaggie grumbling "They really went all out... Whoever designed this place didn't miss a single detail."

Nifty eyes wide, bouncing slightly "Look! They have fresh flowers everywhere! And there's no dust! It's so clean!"

They continue walking through the resort, taking in each eye-catching feature as they go.

At The Pools

They enter a massive pool area with multiple crystal-clear pools of various sizes and designs. Some are regular swimming pools, while others are luxurious hot tubs with cascading waterfalls, misting jets, and built-in loungers.

Guests are lounging poolside, enjoying drinks served by waiters in sleek uniforms. Laughter and splashing sounds echo throughout the space.

Husk raising an eyebrow "Fancy setup... looks like they've got enough pools here to fill a small lake."

Charlie trying to stay positive "Well, it's nice that people have somewhere to relax..."

But her voice trails off, clearly overwhelmed.

The Sauna and Spa

Moving further, they come to an extravagant spa area filled with scented steam, ambient music, and plush lounging chairs. A large sauna stands at the center, enclosed by glass walls. Guests inside appear utterly relaxed as they bask in the heat.

A nearby sign boasts "Relaxation for the Damned," with a menu listing massages, facials, and hot stone treatments.

Vaggie muttering under her breath "They're definitely raising the bar for 'redemption' with all these perks..."

At The Puppy Pit

The group moves on and comes across one of the most unexpected attractions: a fenced-off area filled with energetic puppies of all kinds. Demons of all shapes and sizes are seated on the floor, laughing as puppies climb on them, licking their faces and wagging their tails.

Nifty practically squealing with excitement "Oh my gosh, look at all the puppies! They're so cute!"

Husk rolls his eyes but can't help a slight grin as a tiny, energetic pup tries to jump up at him from the other side of the fence.

Charlie softly "It's hard to compete with puppies..."

The Garden of Cuties

Just when they think they've seen everything, they enter an enchanting garden filled with colorful flowers, soft grass, and a cozy pathway lined with tiny twinkling lights. In different enclosures, bunnies, guinea pigs, and other adorable critters hop around happily, drawing coos from passing guests.

Several demons sit in the grass, gently petting the animals or feeding them treats.

Charlie wide-eyed "A... a garden filled with cute critters? Who would have thought this would be in a resort in Hell?"

Alastor chuckling, though a bit unnerved "It seems someone here has quite the creative vision. Even I didn't expect this level of charm in the underworld."

Vaggie, meanwhile, is growing increasingly annoyed as she sees just how happy and entertained the guests seem.

Back in the Lobby

After exploring the resort, the group returns to the lobby, where a commercial plays on a giant screen overhead, showcasing each of the features they just saw and more. A glamorous voice narrates:

"At Resort Paraíso de las Sombras, your path to a better you is filled with relaxation, joy, and luxury. Why settle for less?"

Charlie's face falls as she watches the screen, and it's clear that the high standards of this place have shaken her confidence in the Hazbin Hotel.

Charlie quietly "I just wanted to help people. But this place... it's like they've thought of everything. Who would even come to the Hazbin now?"

Vaggie putting an arm around Charlie reassuringly "We'll figure something out. This place might have its luxuries, but we have something they don't."

Then Husk scoffs "Yeah? And what's that?"

Vaggie determinedly "Heart."

Charlie manages a small, hopeful smile as they stand in the resort lobby, now more determined than ever to prove the Hazbin Hotel still has something to offer Hell's lost souls.

The Hazbin Hotel crew stands together in the resort lobby, looking somewhat out of place among the luxurious surroundings and the well-dressed guests. They're quickly approached by a cheerful employee with a slick uniform and a wide, overly enthusiastic smile.

Employee 1 with a grin "Welcome to Resort Paraíso de las Sombras, where redemption meets luxury! Can I assist you with anything today? Perhaps a tour of our exclusive attractions?"

Before anyone can respond, a second employee walks by, catching sight of them and stopping to offer his own, equally enthusiastic welcome.

Then another employee "Ah! First-time visitors? You're in for a treat. We pride ourselves on being Hell's finest destination. Our guests say it's paradise itself!"

The staff members beam with pride, gesturing around the stunning lobby, where demons are lounging on plush sofas or checking in at marble counters. Vaggie's patience is wearing thin, her irritation growing with each boastful remark.