(le next day)
Percy
'Well, I guess it's my turn.'
"Kali, truth or dare?" Percy asked.
"Dare." Kali grinned a creepy grin. Eughh.
"I dare you to walk up to Chiron and tell him the BEST yo mama joke you know. Then run away flailing your arms and saying 'NAKED BABIES NAKED BABIES NAKED BABIES!'" he said. Annabeth giggled.
Kali
'Ooohhh yes.'
She walked up to Chiron.
"Yo mamas so old, she dated BOTH the Flintsones!"
"I know," he said. "They were great men, those two..."
"Uhh..." Kali pondered for a second. "Yo mamas so stupid, she failed a blood test!"
"What the Hades..." Chiron said.
"Oh! Oh! Yo mamas so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 50 years to live!!!"
"Ummm..." It looked like he was getting tired of it and some nearby campers were literally ROFLing, so she decided to stop. She ran back to the cabin flailing and screaming as lid as could, "NAKED BABIES NAKED BABIES NAKED BABIES!!!" She'd never felt so alive.
Chiron
What.
Kali
She sat down with everyone else. She loved this game and always lived it to the fullest. "Drew, truth or dare?" She asked.
"Hmm... This girl is unstable... I'll go with truth." Drew said uncomfortably.
"Man, I had the perfect thing for you. Oh! I truth you to go run around the Ares cabin wearing only the smallest bikini you can find."
"Kali, you can't-"
"I CAN DO WHAT I WANT YOU SON OF A POTATO. NOW DO IT." She said.
"Okay, okay, I'll do it."
(le 10 minutes later)
A fully-clothed Drew walked back into the cabin.
"Why all the clothes?" Asked Piper.
"A bunch of the perverted Ares kids ripped my bikini off, so I decided to make a stop at the Aphrodite cabin to get some clothes when I remembered that SOMEONE made everyone strip the cabin of EVERYTHING. So I had to walk halfway across camp to cabin 9 and borrow clothes from that low-life Nyssa. Sorry, Leo. But, like, not really. Anyways, lets keep playing."
Some random perverted Ares kid
Freaking best day ever.
AN-hope you liked it! Sorry for the short chapter, but it's late and Kirbeh lieks sleep. So yeah. Ult1m33p out. DOOP.
