It was November 18th, 2024
Donald Trump was recently re-elected, soon he would be president again, but he sat at his desk, just unhappy.
Donald sighed as his secretary, Lizzie came in.
Lizzie: Mr. Trump?
Donald: It's Dr. Trump you watermelon!
Lizzie: What's the matter sir?
Donald sighs
Donald: Something's come up... in my heart... but it my pants too...
Lizzie: ew
Donald: My point is... I'm unhappy, I love Melania but I know she's been cheating on me with Joe...
Lizzie: Then... who's the one you truly love?
Donald: Joe...
Lizzie gasps
Lizzie: I thought he hated you...and you hated him.
Donald looks at a picture of Joe Biden, feeling it with his fingers, and giving it a kiss.
Donald: I admire the way he sniffs hair... and eats ice cream. It's like a wall was built around my heart, and the wall has Joe all over it!
Donald moans.
Donald: Get out Lizzie... I need to call someone.
Lizzie exits, as Donald calls someone.
They pick up the phone.
Obama: Hey Tump! Come to brag?
Donald: I'll just cut to the chase... I love Joe Biden!
Obama Gasps.
Obama: Holy f**king s**t!
Donald: I know man... it's crazy but I wanna sniff him just as much as he wants to smell little girls hair!
Obama: Holy f**k, you really do love him!
Donald: What do I do obamna?!
Obama: Pookie, you gotta tell him.
Donald: Ok... come here you...
Donald and Obama kiss through the phone, then Trump hangs up.
Trump giggles, think of Joe Biden, kicking his legs.
Then he gets up! It's time to roll!
Donald runs outside, speeding towards the White House, where Joe currently is, when suddenly Trump bumps into Kamala Harris.
Kamala: Daddy Donald? 😳
Donald: Mamala Kamala!? 😳
Koala: What are you doing?
Donald: I need to speak to Joe Biden!
Koala: umm ok... why?
Donald: T-True Love! 😳
Koala gasps.
Koala: I knew it!
Koala Harris laughs.
Koala: Go! Go Donald! Run to your love!
Donald nods and runs to the White House.
The Guards block the entrance.
Guard: Hey! You don't have permission!
Guard 2: I knew you did the January thing idk politics
Donald then eats a Cheesesteak and the pure stench of his old fart kills the guards.
Meanwhile, Joe is being fed his pills by Joes Helper.
Joes Helper: Joe, eat your f**king pills.
Joe: I want ice cream.
She hands him an ice cream and sneaks his pills in them.
Joe devours his ice cream sexily but spits out the pills.
Joe: Stop!
Joseph Biden growls at his helper.
Joes Helper: Joe! You need to take them to not get dementia.
Joe: What's dementia?
Suddenly, Donald barges in.
Biden blushes. 😳
Donald picks the pills up.
Donald: Let me try...
Donald feeds Joe the pills and he swallows them.
Donald: Good Job Joey...
Joe blushes.
Donald: That's not why I'm here though... I love you Joe Biden!
Joe blushes more.
Joe: I never thought I'd see the day, I love you more!
Donald blushes, as they hold hands.
They look eachother in the eyes, they sparkle as they zing!
Donald: Wow... we zinged! 😳
Joe blushes more as they move lips distance to eachother... and kiss.
Magic fills the air, it's pure true love!
Then Melania Trump walks in.
Melania Trump: Joe, Donald, you're both cheating on me!?
They gasp.
To be continue
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Donald Trump x Joe Biden: The Debate of Love
FanfictionDonald just won the 2024 election, but how can he be happy when he's all alone and his heart is with Joe Biden. Donald will have to make this love work and hope America accepts it.
