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by coupsflu

Syn: *breaths*
Everyone: Gtfo

Hope: *sends a picture of her thighs*
Also Hope: My thick thighs save lives

No one: Revi, what do you think about ass?
Revi: "You know, flat asses are good because when you slap them you feel their bones so you understand them inside out which is an important trait in a partner"

Hope: I'm bi—
Antoine: You put the bi in bitchless

Jira: *Sees kids being whiny and mean*
Jira, after thinking: I'd rather use condoms.

Hope: Syn—
Syn: I'll fucking hit you so bad that you'll actually leave the earth breaking its orbit and lie on the moon and become the next person who lands on the moon.

Seungkwan: Exists
Aria: RAHHH BOO SEUNGKWAN WOAF WOAF WOAF PLS STEP ON ME OMG PLS WHEN U SEE ME GIVE ME THE BIGGEST SIDE EYE LIKE IM THE UGLIEST PIECE OF SHIT SO THAT I CAN DIE IN PEACE UWU I FEAR I MIGHT GO CRAZY AND START TWERKING WHEN I SEE U THESE DAYS U BE BAIS WREKING ME TO THE POINT IT AINT EVEN WREKING ANYMORE BRUH I'LL WORK FOR YOU ALL DAY, I'LL KISS YOUR SHOES, I'LL COOK AND CLEAN JUST PLEASE GIVE ME ONCE CHANCE BRP BEGGING U PLS PLS PLS IM SO SMART UWU I CAN EVEN JUMP TO MARS JUST PLEASE BOO FUCKING SEUNGKWAN MARRY ME BRUH ISTG I'LL TREAT U LIKE A PRINCE NO JOKE NOT EVEN VERNON...