Doge was so wow, much excite as he walked up the mountain. (Very large, much rock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Doge had a special connection with the meme lord Paul bloop moop coop.
Paul bloop moop coop had a special job 4 doge. (Cool mission, very excite, much fab.)
As doge walked up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mountain, he stood a top of the memes.
Lights shined down from the grey sky, illuminating Doge's brown and white fur. And his fab face.
Paul bloop moop coop spoke to doge.
"I have a special mission 4 u. U must get the rest of the dank memes to obey these ten dank meme commandments."
As paul bloop moop coops will was said, a lightning bolt crashed from the sky onto two stoned, written on them
Were the 10 dank meme commandments.
I. U must love paul bloop moop coop.
II. Under no circumstances, should minion memes ever be mentioned. They r to be burned.
III. Pepe is jesus.
IV. Ur mom jokes r dead, they r banned.
V. Dew and Doritos r te holy blood n flesh.
VI. Goats should always climb up at a 90 degree angle.
VII. Love Filthy Frank as u love urself.
VIII. Shrek is love, shrek is life.
IX. Weaboos are te devil. Beat them up cause they're scrubs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
X. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Doge looked up at the sky, then at the stones. Doge didn't say anything, because that was all Doge could say.
He took the tablets to the town of Pepe.
Preaching the 10 meme commandments.
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Cool story bro.
Very much meme
So doge
Much fab
Tots follow.
Much vote
Very comment.
