Okay don't ask what the FREAK is wrong with me but I got this idea: what if Bsd was like Danganronpa. So Imma just put the characters (like Ultimate blah blah blah) and they're very cursed so...enjoy :3
Atsushi: Ultimate furry (Ik)
Dazai: Ultimate BANDAGE TIME WASTING MACHINEEEEEEEEEEE (or suicidal maniac I can't come up with one...)
Kunikida: Ultimate idealist (SOMETHING NORMAL????)
Tanizaki: Ultimate trans person
Naomi: Ultimate SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAAAAAAAAA sister (😭)
Fukuzawa: Ultimate hot old grandpa (don't judge aight?)
Akutagawa: Ultimate RASHOMONNNNNNNNN (...)
Higuchi: Ultimate Akutagawa simp (:>)
Gin: Ultimate misgendered kid
Ranpo: Ultimate detective
Yosano: Ultimate crazy doctor mommy figure (:7)
Kenji: Ultimate farmer 🧑🌾
Kyouka: Ultimate...bunny girl (IK)
Mori: Ultimate pedophile
Elise: Ultimate victim (iykyk)
Chuuya: Ultimate midget that gets teased by Dazai
Tachihara: Ultimate betrayer :(
Hirotsu: Ultimate giving "I rot my lungs with cigarettes" old hag.
Fedya (Too lazy to type Fyodor): Ultimate RATTTTT
Nikolai: Ultimate clown
Sigma: Ultimate three year old (:3)
Bram: Ultimate limbless guy that gets dragged around by a CHILD
(Anyways that's all bye!!~)