Tomorrow I'm going to a WiFi-less beach side caravan with my friend and her family. I just remembered when I went there ages ago, when I was eight or something, and hit my friend around the face with a shovel. Yeah. I was digging sand as you do and then my shovel got stuck. I pulled it out with all my might as my friend walked behind me. She got a mouthful of sand and blood along with a couple teeth. Did I mention it was a metal spade? No? Oh, it was a garden spade that you had to stand on to get into the ground. She still uses it against me when I don't want to do something for her. She's a cheeky little sod! But anyway, like I mentioned, there's gonna be no wifi so I'll see you in a couple days, yeah? Byeyas, my wildflowers!
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