Joe Biden & Donald Trump

50 Stars and States in Shambles

     Joe Biden adjusts the microphone, sweat dripping down his balding head.  He mumbles, "Uh... well, listen to him. Kamala isn't fit for his job, and it's more than clear, folks. I.. uh.." Following a script, President Biden still can't form a good speech for the life of him. With his trembling legs and sweaty hands, he begins to walk off of the stage. Reporters/journalists begin yelling.

"Mr. President, you referred to Trump as 'Kamala', what do you have to say about that?!"

"President Biden, your mental decline is a hot topic within the public right now, what is your plan?"

     Trump sits on his leather chair sipping a martini while watching the television. Barron and Melania are in the corner of the large, bright room playing a game of chess. Trump, sipping his martini, turns to Melania, "This country is going to hell, our stock market is crashing bigly." Melania reluctantly looks at Donald, "Donald, I think the main concern is the people right now, not Biden." Barron nods.
     Melania, accent as thick as can be, turns to Donald. "Honey, I think it's time you go to bed... and maybe focus on yourself rather than Kamala and Joe, just for once." Trump reluctantly places his martini onto the floor and grabs Melania's hand as he heads toward his bedroom. Barron, now alone, starts to put the chess board away.

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     In the bedroom, Melania tucks Donald into bed. Donald, sighing, grabs her hand. "Melania, our country is in shambles and I'm the only one to save us. Like I've said, Kamala copied Biden's plan. All she cares about is abortion, which, when I overturned Roe v. Wade, made it a federal issue." Melania reluctantly pats Donald's forehead, "Donald, enough with them. The main issue is gun violence right now. We are getting death threats constantly, I think it's time you address the issue WITHOUT bringing up Kamala and Joe." Trump sighs, "Goodnight Melania."