Another... day, I guess. The last one was intimidating. I hope this one's better, because the sun is shining so bright, today! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
"Hehehehe..." Oren chuckled.
"I feel cheeky today." Oren mischievously rubbed his hands together.
"I'm going to... mess with Vineria...! And her wig!" Oren cackled.
"Chill, man. You're acting like it's a children's play." Sky zoomed in.
"Whatever, bro! I'm going to mess with Vineria and her wig! And no one will ever stop me!" Oren said.
"What did I tell ya?" Sky said pridefully.
Oren zoomed away to Vineria. He was holding something in his hands; probably something to distract Vineria so that Oren could snatch her wig.
"Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!~ Watering the plants, or MY plants. :P" Vineria hummed.
"Hello, Vineria! I have a gift for you!" Oren said.
"Ooh! What is it?" Vineria said inquisitively.
"It's... A PUNCH IN THE FACE!" Oren attacked Vineria.
"OUCH!" Vineria said in pain.
"HEHEHEHEHEHE! Got your wig!" Oren snatched Vineria's wig.
"H-hey! Give it back!" Vineria said.
"You can have it." Oren haned the wig to Vineria, but tricked her into getting it. Vineria toppled to the ground.
"Haha! So funny!" Oren laughed.
"Stop it! It's not funny." Vineria sobbed.
"Sheesh. It's just a wig." Oren scoffed.
">:(" Vineria's face setting switched to pissed off- I mean angry.
"Calm down? Please...?" Oren whimpered.
"You know what? I'm calling a friend of mine!" Vineria slipped out her phone.
*BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP*
*RING RING RING RING*
Pinki: Hello? Is this Vineria?
Vineria: Yeah! I need help to tackle down an orange man with headphones.
Pinki: What?! But he's mah boyfriend. I can't do that...
Vineria: He literally snatched my wig!!!
Pinki: What destination are you at?
Vineria: 'Destination'?
Pinki: You know what? Never mind.
*HANGS UP*
"Hello?" Vineria pressed on the phone repeatedly. "Hmph!"
"Hehe. She just hang up on you!" Oren snickered.
"I know my best friend when I see her!" Vineria huffed.
"ALRIGHT! I'M HERE! I GOT MACE-THROWING PROJECTILES AND AN AUTO RIFLE FOR THE VICTIM." Pinki said.
"Uh oh." Oren gulped.
"Time to die, Oren." Pinki said. "Even though you're my boyfriend, you must suffer for abusing my BFF."
"Should I run?" Oren asked.
"Yeah, you should." Sky randomly popped in.
"Okay! AHHHHH!" Oren ran.
"COME BACK HERE! AND GIVE BACK HER WIG!" Pinki chased Oren.
"Haha! It's so hilarious to watch him run for dear's life." Vineria said.
"PLEASE! OKAY OKAY OKAY! I SURRENDER!" Oren kneeled.
"Get up." Pinki said flatly.
"What?-"
"GET UP." Pinki repeated angrily.
"OKAY!" Oren whimpered.
"Give me the damn wig." Pinki said.
"Alright. :(" Oren said weakly.
"Good. NOW SCRAM!" Pinki said.
"AH!" Oren ran away, again.
"Such a weakling." Pinki scoffed.
"Alright! My job here is done." Pinki said. "Time to give Vineria her wig back!"
Pinki walked to Vineria and handed Vineria her wig.
"Thanks, Pinki! I knew a best friend would always be reliable and dandy!" Vineria said, pleased.
"No problem." Pinki said.
Pinki and Vineria just sat down together. It was pretty awkward at the same time, but their time together was wholesome and worth it.
*YEAH, THE END!!!*
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Durple's Adventures
AdventureThis is probably an inspiration of 'The Adventures Of Durple', so credits to the creator; I forgot their name, but credits to them. Aside from that, let's embark on Durple's crazy adventures!
