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rant 1

ok so. a few months ago I was in bed scrolling on my youtube. i was trying to stay awake bc my grandparents were coming back from a trip to mexico and i wanted to greet them and ask how the trip was. at this point i was doing anything to try to keep me awake. i was watching random shorts to keep me awake cause there's was NO WAY i was falling asleep. so i come across this lady who looked like at least 45 years old on yt. she started the vid by talking about how showering everyday is 'unhealthy' (🤨). I didnt think much because i was literally half asleep. But then she starts to talk about even showering a couple days a week is ALSO unhealthy (🤨). So then i'm wondering what the fuck her shower schedule or whatever is. she continues to yap abt how bad it is and i decide to just scroll past the video. but i didn't, and yk why? bc tell me why this woman was showering not once a week, not once a month but ONCE A FUCKING YEAR. ONCE A YEAR. AND THIS LADY HAD REALLY HEALTHY LOOKING, SHINY ASS SILKY HAIR AND UR TELLING ME THAT SHE SHOWERS ONCE A YEAR?? BITCH I SHOWER EVERY OTHER DAY AND MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE GARBAGE???

i try not to judge her bc everyone's different ofc and if she wants to shower once a year then ok...you do you ig. but i decide to leave a comment bc again i was tryna stay awake. now i don't remember specifically what i wrote but i know damn well that i was being very polite. so i type out something along these lines: 'Hey, I see you really really care for you hair. I love your hair, it's thick, healthy, and shiny and you're really beautiful. But if you want your hair to continue to look good, i would suggest showering AT LEAST  more than once  a year. it can be twice a year or three times if you hate showering a lot. this is just my opinion though, your hair looks really good and i was just saying if you want your hair to look good i personally would shower more often? that's all, no offense, love the hair and have a nice day.'

and i press send and i turn off my device because finally my grandparents are home. i obviously forget about the comment right? so months and months and months pass and fast forward to last week.

Last week i get a notification from youtube that someone had responded to my comment. And i check and the lady responded after 25272970 years. I honestly had forgot about the comment.

keep in mind i was being NICE to this lady. i even used punctuation so her ass wouldn't correct me or whatever. so then i read the response and she says: 'no. never. i don't know who you think you are to tell me what to do with MY fucking hair. it's my hair, my choice. if you wanna be an unhealthy motherfucker with nasty hair then go ahead but you will NEVER catch me showering more than once a year.'

OK CALM THE FUCK DOWN. I GAVE HER A NICE SUGGESTION AND SHES RESPONDING ALL RUDE? she's cussing at me and acting like i'm fucking breaking into her house everyday to force her into the fucking shower? and she continued to respond more and more, just adding to that mean of a response she gave me. like HELLOO? I TOOK FIVE FUCKING MINUTES TO COME UP WITH A COMMENT THAT WOULDNT COME OFF AS MEAN AND SO IT WAS FUKCING CLEAR THAT I MEAN NO HARM BUT THIS DUMB FUCK IS BASHING ME?

IM LITERALLY JUSTGIVING AN OPINION?? like yes your hair is great and maybe showering once a year is good for your hair (in her opinion because it's obviously not good for your hair) but have you ever fucking thought about the negative side of this whole fucking 'annual shower'? 

what about the way you're gonna smell? this bitch probably smells like as if someone took a dump in a public bathroom and forgot to flush? deodorant isn't a fucking magic spell where you put it on and suddenly you smell like unicorns and cupcakes like tf.

what about dandruff, clogged pores, oily face, bacteria? you're only thinking about how this could supposedly 'benefit' your hair?

she must be bald and that hair is probably a wig cause how the fuck is your hair healthy when you only shower once a year? 

so anyways, she finished her freaking 5 page essay atp she was sending me her essay drafts. and i responded 'Ok. I really am starting to get mad because i was trying to give you a suggestion and you're being a punk ass bitch 😃 That's great if you want to shower once a year but i was just showing concern that this could cause problems to your skin and the way you smell as well! I totally understand that this is YOUR preference. I was just saying. I'm really sorry if this came off in a rude way and i'm not trying to offend you or be rude. So since you obviously had a big misunderstanding i'm gonna make this fucking clear. I'm really sorry, you're really pretty and so is your hair. so i hope you accept my apology and my compliment towards your hair and let me move on from this, okay? thank you and i'm really sorry.'

not even 5 minutes later she responds with 'fuck you'.

oh so we like beefing with teenagers huh?

anyways my account got deleted after that because she reported me on multiple accounts me for no reason 😍

but i have a new account now and i made sure to block her :p

if this rant has typos, mb, it's nearly 12 and i can't sleep.