demilitarized teenagers [ninjago textfic]

1 | invitation to chaos

a/n: will i work on my main stories? hahaha no. heres this instead

[unnamed group chat]

[system] skylor created 'unnamed group chat'

[system] skylor added karlof, paleman, griffin, neuro, kai, zane, cole, jay, lloyd, nya, tox, shade, and chamille

[system] skylor, paleman, griffin, neuro, kai, zane, cole, jay, lloyd, nya, tox, shade and chamille are online

[10:35pm]

griffin: ???

whats dis for

shade: is this a mass invitation for another tournament bc im not coming

skylor: no??

i thought we moved on from that tf

compare me to my dad again and i will dig up his files on you and find out how your mother died

shade: ouch

chamille: whag is going on here

zane: *what

nya: did we not delete the autocorrect program??

kai: JAYS FAULT

jay: WHAT

NO??

paleman: whos nya again

⤷ tox: kais sister the one who got the spell and all that

     the one w the rlly cool mech

     we alr established this keep up dumbass

     ⤷ paleman: i have memory loss shut it

cole: all of u stfu

wts this for @skylor?

skylor: finally back to the topic

@everyone

i extend my format invitation free of charge to come to chens island

lloyd: NO MORE TOURNAMENT

skylor: stfu

anyways

ill pay and shit and you all can come to blow things up

neuro: you want us to come over and wreck chens?

skylor: yes

griffin: y u asking us tho

zane: atrocious grammar

griffin: nuh uh

skylor: do i look like i have friends??

chamille: uhh yea u do acc

skylor: oh

well i dont

i grew up isolated with a psychopath on an island

and the only two kids there are in the banished realm so

lloyd: are we trauma dumpign?

i wanna trauma dump too!

so acc

when i was littlr

[system] skylor muted lloyd for 5 mins