demilitarized teenagers [ninjago textfic]

2 | island mishaps

[magic demolition army]

[system] jay is online

[11:15am]

jay: GUYS?

WHERE IS EVERYONE

AND WHY ARW THERE SO MANY FOXIES IN THIS VLLIAGE?

HELP

IM GONNE DIE

WHWER R U ALL

[system] kai, nya, cole, skylor, chamille, tox, karlof, shade and griffin are online

nya: FSM

WHERE DID U GO

jay: IDK??

IM LOST WHAT IS THIS

kai: stay lost <3

pixal: kai i will hack into your camera roll and send all the favourites to this gc

kai: NO OK ILL STOP I PROMISE

karlof: i do not remember a 'pixal'

⤷ chamille: oh babes ur missing sm context

     wait come to the kitchen ill catch u up

      ⤷ karlof: okay

[system] chamille and karlof are offline

skylor: wait jay hold up ill check the tracker

cole: u put trackers on us??

shade: chen behaviour

skylor: :((

he stole that fancy watch thats y

it has a tracker built in

cole: oop

sorry

shade: im not sorry

⤷ skylor: i will find your dead dog's grave and desecrate it

    ⤷ shade: WHAT DID MY DOG DO??

skylor: @jay how did you get to the workers village.

its on the other side of the island

jay: the hoverboard was too fsst :((

tox: dumbass??

jay: ur so mean

griffin: wair im coming

gimme like five

jay: ur like the master of speed can u hurry up??

these foxes r feral i think theyre gonna eat me

griffin: ykw ill j go back

jay: NO OK SORRY IM WAITRING

pixal: those foxes actually do want to eat you

they are crossbreeds with tigers, likely additionally experimented on

discrepancies and outliers in their blood indicate more aggressive habits than likely