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Hazbin Hotel

(I do not own any songs, quotes, scenes from movies I write, or anything in this chapter. Warning, spoilers for Hazbin Hotel) Sorry that I haven’t updated in a while, I’ve been SUPER busy with school and no one has been asking any questions, so there wasn’t any reason to update. I just finished watching Hazbin Hotel (or Lett’s React watch Hazbin Hotel since I don’t have Prime Video) and it was AMAZING. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone who doesn’t like sexual content, extreme cussing, dirty humor, death, blood, gore, and overall adult content, but IT WAS STILL AMAZING. My fav characters are DEFINITELY Alastor and Angel Dust (even though Alastor is probably a bad guy)

Fav quotes and moments from Hazbin Hotel:

Lucifer: Yeah, who is this?

Alastor: Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure *wipes hands on coat after shaking hands with Lucifer* you may have heard of me from my radio broadcasts!

Lucifer: Hmm, NOPE! Must be why this is called the HAS-bin Hotel *laughs aggressively while nudging Charlie*

Alastor: *laughs aggressively and sarcastically* ha, ha, ha! it was actually my idea

Lucifer: *laughs sarcastically as well* ha ha, well it’s not very clever!

Alastor: HA, HA!! F*ck you!

Charlie: OKAY!-

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Alastor: Adam! First man, next to die!

Adam: *an extermination angel and the first man* who the f*ck are you?

Alastor: Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure *bangs staff against the ground, black tentacle thing-y’s sprouting from the ground, green sparks of  power emanating from him* I’m about to end you’re f*cking life!

Adam: *using quotation marks with his fingers* nice voice. *charging with weapon* Don’t you know jazz it for p*ssy’s!

Alastor: *uses points at Adam with staff, the tentacles obeying*

Adam: *slices them apart and gets closer*

Alastor: *tuts* ah ah ahh

Adam: *brings weapon down*

Alastor: *jumps out of the way and uses tentacles again, along with small demon minions*

Adam: *as he jumps and pulls minions off him* hm, you think your tough sh*t, don’t you?

Alastor: *gets close to him* tougher than you, ha ha! *dodges as Adam swipes at him with weapon*

Alastor: *while expertly dodging Adam’s swipes and attacks with weapon* You lack discipline, control, power and worst of all *jumps as Adam does a low cut with weapon*

Alastor: *transforms into demon form* you're sloppy.

Adam: And your-! Uh *wipes demon minions and struggles* f-f*ck, f*ck this, f*ck you, this is- f*ck, shut up!

Alastor: *wraps tentacles around Adam’s stomach and smashes him into a wall: ha ha! Poetry!

Adam: I’m gonna wipe that sh*t-eating grin off your face- *raises weapon* because radio is f*cking dead! *swipes weapon*

Alastor: What just happened? *looks down at broken staff* ffff*ck *looks up just in time to get hip by Adam’s weapon, which sends him flying and hitting a wall, where he fell and lay there* ah!

Vox: *watching with Velvette and Valintino* Yes, yes! *points middle finger at the tv where they watched Alastor struggle* f*ck you, Alastor ahahaha! This is better than s*x!