New Nasal Spray (p4 hero x reader)

Prologue

Since the dawn of mankind, rizz has fueled the species. After all, how else would you get someone to reproduce with you? There's been a legend that someday, someone with such an intense charm to swoon a thousand ladies and two men will appear. You've always found this legend stupid, however, because there is 8 billion people in the world, so a thousand is like a handful of sand compared to all of the earth. You probably shouldn't have been taking it so literally, but the "two men" thing kinda threw you off. Of course, that's also pretty stupid of you. Haven't you ever heard a Chinese idiom or something? It's always oddly specific things, small quantities with big meanings. Little did you know, this was the exact key to the legend. Confucius may have once said "Even if you have an oddly small weewee, all you need is big balls." Or he may not have. Just like you may be among the thousand women and two men, or you may not be. The chance is not zero. As for which group you're a part of, well, "Y/N" has always been a gender-neutral character.
Since the dawn of fanfiction, the term "Y/N" has fueled the community. Something so beautiful it can defeat all boundaries. With this word, you, my dear reader, can not be confined in any particular way. Of course, the person you want to call you "my dear" is not me, but the guy who you showed up to this for. Your one limit, as the "Y/N" of this story, is that you are in love with Yu Narukami. That was a lie, I lied to you just now. You'll actually be confined in the dialogue and inner thoughts and stuff I give you. But you expected this when you heard the first toll of the ominous bell, right?
So go on, now. Be the free "Y/N" no longer, and become...

Y/N.
(on jah edition)