When you tell the truth don't
Make sure to breathe
Make up lies on the fly and change them at will so you could be a firefighter at one moment and some Joe in the office building in the next.
Lie about what goes on your life
"Your car is invading Poland." "My friend is spontaneously combusting."
Never ever tell any facts about who you are
Idk where I am
YOU ARE READING
art of lying on the internet
Humorif you don't want to leak your real life online, or want to act like big shit when in reality you ain't then I guess read this story or something I dunno Be like the alpha legion from Warhammer I dunno
