Good Graces. Elijah Hewson.

010 blocked!

JUNE 14TH 2024.

asthma attack
ke(a)t - robert keating.
ryno - ryan mcmahon
josh - josh jenkinson

ryno
bob can you come to the studio to
record some vocals for the album please?

ke(a)t
i'm recording something today sorry

josh
wait what??
are you making solo music??

ke(a)t
not exactly.
dol asked me for some vocals on
her next album and were working
on a song together

ryno
this isn't going to help eli being
angry with you bob

ke(a)t
i don't really give a fuck, we all know
he's bonnie's dad, i should be allowed to
be fucking friends with dollie, it's not like
he's fucking speaking to me anyway

josh
can you send some vocals over then?
we have deadlines bob

ke(a)t
whatever fine
what songs do you need them for??

ryan
tracklist.pdf
the highlighted ones

ke(a)t
grand

ke(a)t
audio1.mp3
audio2.mp3
audio4.mp3

Elijah Hewson was sat in his parents living room when his mother got a letter through the door, Alison opened it, read through it and handed it to her husband who quickly gave their eldest son a stern look. "For fucks sake Elijah!"

Bono slammed down the paper, that contained a letter from Dollie, explaining that the hewson family, bar Elijah, were welcome to see Bonnie. Attached was two paternity tests, one with Eli's DNA and one with Bobby's, Bobby's test has been negative, Eli's had been positive.

Bonnie Victoria Murphy-Gallagher was 100% Elijah Hewson's daughter. Elijah went pale, so pale that for a moment Alison's anger was replaced with concern. "What've you fucking done?"

"What?" Elijah stammered. "What did you do Elijah Bob Patricius?" Alison asked him with a renewed anger, Eve grinned watching the chaos unfold.

"He called Doll a tramp because a gossip page said they thought Bob was Bonnie's dad and he took that as face value." She said with what Elijah would describe as a shit-eating grin.

"How the fuck do you know about that?" He questioned in annoyance "Anaïs sent me the texts bozo." Eve replied. "And Bobby, who, Eli's not spoken to since May,"

"Get your arse on that phone to Dollie, now." Bono tells his son sternly, Eli nods, and tries, but the call doesn't go through.

"He's blocked." Eve tells their parents. "Fuck off Memphis." Eli grunted, Eve pulled his hair before Alison forcibly pulled them sort