Chap.4)New Friends?

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*(Y/N)'s P.O.V*

Ever since I moved to South park, I already made a few friends, and by a few friends I mean barely two friends, Butters and Stan. Todrick had already made a new "friend", Sparky. I was quite surprised of what happened last week with him and Sparky. Well, I guess that could explain why he wouldn't play with my old neighbor's dog named Lady, who was a Cavalier king charles spaniel.
-Time skip brought to you by Eric Cartman...-

As I was watching TV , I got a call from Stan

(Y/N)-Bold. Stan- italics

"Hello?"
"Hey (Y/N), I kinda need your help."

"Mkay.., what is it?"

"Cartman won't shut up about how Kyle's mom's a Bitch. He keeps singing this stupid song about how's she's a bitch."

"Ummm... I have a question."

"What...?"

"Who the hell is Cartman and Kyle???"

"*Sigh* they're just my friends, you'll see them later."

"Sure.
...
Hold on, where are you guys anyway?"

"We're at the school playground."

"Why are you guys at scho-"

"JUST HURRY UP AND MEET US THERE!"

"OK ,OK , OK..., yeesh."

And then we hung up. Anyway, I got dressed and ran ALL the way to the school playground. While I was there, I saw a fat kid with a red sweater and a light blue hat with a yellow poofball, I think that might be Cartman.(cartman:AYE! I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED!!) And I also saw a kid with Ginger hair, and a green hat with an orange jacket. I assume that must be Kyle. But then I saw another boy with an orange parka and his face is quite covered so I can't really see His face. He has a magazine . Wait....WHAT THE HELL??! WHY IS HE READING A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE (Yes, Kenny is a pervert..:3 )

I tried to get rid of what I just saw and just walked up to Stan. "Okay Stan,What do you want me to do.?" I asked. "I need you to call Cartman's mom. She'll get Cartman grounded and then he'll have to apologize to Kyle and his mom." Stan said while looking for Cartman's mom's number. ( I don't know how he got her number...)
*Time skip*

"ERIC CARTMAN!"

"MOM..?!!" Cartman screamed.

"ERIC CARTMAN, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG MAN!!"

"But MOoOooOoOOm"

"DO NOT "MoOooOoooOm" ME!"

"*Muffled*" the boy in the parka said . "I agree." Stan said. I just nodded, even though I didn't really understand what he said."Oh, I forgot to introduce you to Kenny." Stan BARELY noticed , pointing to the boy with the orange Parka. "Hey, I'm (Y/N)!" I said with my hand out waiting for him to shake it. Then, out of nowhere a lightning bolt LITERALLY SHOCKED KENNY AND HE DIED RIGHT INFRONT OF MY VERY OWN FUCKING EYES!!!! (author: That was legitness :3)

"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" "YOU BASTARDS!" Stan and Kyle said." Woah.., so umm...does this happen often.?" I said confused. "Yeah, it mostly happens everyday." Kyle said. "And just when I thought this place couldn't get ANY weirder..." I said to myself. "Well, I'm kinda new here and Stan said I could hang out with you guys." I said. "It's OK, we'll let you hang out with us. But I don't think Cartman would be too happy when he hears that we are now friends with a girl.. "Stan said , ashamed. "Who the hell cares about what Cartman has to say?! It doesn't matter if I can't be friends with you, I'LL STILL END UP BEING FRIENDS WITH Y'ALL!" I said proudly." Eh, I guess she's right.." Someone said. I turned around and saw..KENNY??!! WITHOUT HIS PARKA COVERING HIS FACE!!??   (Yes, I've seen Kenny without his parka covering that kawaii ass face :3)

"WHA—I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!" I said surprised. "I was just...nevermind.."Kenny said. "...And yes, I can talk..."Kenny said unamused  "Umm, yeah,I knew that already.." I lied.

That's a strange why to make new friends...

Hello, Friends. It's me, This_Chick_Is_CRAZY and I really REALLY apologize for updating so damn late. Ya see, Wattpad has been a bitch when I was trying to update, so it took me a while to start working on this very chapter. And by a while, I probably mean a week or so... I am so sowwy to dissapoint you, Master.Sênpâï-Çhån.. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Tell me down in the comments what you think about this book! I could use all of your support so please vote :3..
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