Rebirth As A Cub And Happy

chapter 36

　　The black truffle successfully aroused the interest of the cub. Zhuo Bao took a step forward with his short legs and followed his brother Lu Yu. He heard the other party ask: "Zhuo Bao, do you know what kissing means?"

　　An Yuzhuo: "I know."

　　Isn't kissing the most common way for children to express their love?

　　Although he has never raised a child himself, he has seen some. In his previous life, Xiao An always heard a colleague complain that his colleague's daughter was kissed by a little boy in kindergarten, which made the old father very angry. Later, he found out that his daughter herself was also a kissing maniac. When she met a child she liked, no matter whether it was a boy or a girl, she would kiss him passionately.

　　So for children, kissing is about the same as shaking hands for adults.

　　Zhuo Bao: "Good friends can kiss, I know."

　　Lu Yu blurted out: "...No!"

　　Zhuo Bao: "?"

　　Brother Lu Yu looked at him with an expression of "Sure enough you don't know anything" and explained solemnly: "Even good friends are not allowed, they have to be very important people, Zhuo Bao, don't agree to kiss anyone who asks you to do so in the future."

　　An Yuzhuo: "?"

　　No, are you so hypocritical? Didn't you let me kiss you a minute ago?

　　Zhuo Bao: "...Why?"

　　Lu Yu said seriously: "Because we boys have to respect ourselves."

　　An Yuzhuo: "????"

　　What kind of male ethics coach is this?

　　Mr. An was in awe. No wonder, in the past life, he had never heard of any gossip about Mr. Lu. As a handsome, rich man with money, good looks and abdominal muscles, he must have many suitors, but he has always kept himself clean... So it turns out that this is a belief engraved in his bones since childhood? !

　　Lu Yu: "You can only kiss the most important people."

　　He added in a low voice: "So except for your father, mother, and me, Zhuo Bao can't kiss anyone else."

　　... It turns out that he is not double standards, but he has classified himself into the "most important people" team.

　　Wait, did he exclude An Jin?

　　"Brother Lu Yu..."

　　"Just remember it." Lu Yu strode forward, "Let's go, I know where the black truffle is."

　　Zhuo Bao was attracted by this explosive new information and followed him: "You know? How did you know?!"

　　Huang Peiming behind the monitor also sat up straight: "?"

　　How could he know? Impossible, he must have guessed it. The crew had never told any of the children about the hidden black truffles. Lu Yu must have been guessing.

　　"I just introduced it in the car. Black truffles are very expensive and rich in protein and amino acids..." Lu Yu remembered it very well and recited the guide's words almost word for word, which made An Yuzhuo and the staff behind the monitor stunned.

　　Lu Yu analyzed: "If black truffles are so easy to dig, they can't be so valuable. Isn't it a waste of time for the guide aunt to spend so much time focusing on introducing black truffles? So I guess there must be some on this mountain."

　　"..."

　　Conan's music automatically played in An Yuzhuo's mind, and Edogawa Lu Yu in front of him continued to analyze: "Most likely, the uncles and aunts from the program crew put it in advance, but such an expensive thing, they must be afraid that they won't be able to find it, so they must have marked it. So I didn't search in places where mushrooms grow easily, but looked for manual marks, and sure enough, I found this black truffle."

　　An Yuzhuo: "!!!!"

　　The only word left in Zhuo Bao's mind was awesome, and he exclaimed again and again: He is worthy of being the future President Lu!

　　Sometimes you have to admit that people are different - the factory settings are different. For example, the way of thinking of this human baby in front of me is totally different from that of others.

　　Coincidentally, when this segment was broadcast, the Conan background music was also used in the later part, and the ratings soared to the first place in the same period, and the audience discussion also exploded:

　　——I never thought that watching a variety show about children could be so brain-burning!

　　——I, an adult, never thought of it! Isn’t this kid too smart?

　　——I know this kid Lu Yu. He sat in front of me during the college entrance examination, and I copied him [doge].

　　——? ? He is so smart! I went back and beat up my son who was the same age as Lu Yu but only knew how to eat.

　　——Lu Yu’s IQ and aura really make him look like a little boss. Zhuo Bao was stunned. He looks so cute with his big eyes. Haha, he looks like the boss’s little wife (not really).

　　——Sisters, be more confident. Didn’t little Lu just trick us Zhuo Bao into kissing him? Haha

　　——It’s a pity that his family conditions are not good and they can’t give him a better education

　　——I don’t understand. If I had such an outstanding son, I would sell everything I had to support him to attend the gifted class. What’s wrong with his mother being a nanny? Nannies are paid very well. Live-in nannies don’t have much expenses and don’t have to pay taxes! She’s so stingy with him. Maybe he’s not her biological son.

　　——Zhuo Bao looks so cute when she stares at brother Lu Yu! What to do? Zhuobao and Linda are childhood sweethearts, so it's good to support them. Zhuobao and Lu Yu are childhood sweethearts, so it's also good to support them! It's so difficult to choose.

　　——I'm different. I'll support whichever couple is shown [doge]

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　　Huang Peimeng's face turned green behind the monitor, and he managed to speak after a while: "He, he...didn't say there were any gifted children when he invited the guests."

　　The others were also shocked and speechless: "..."

　　The producer said weakly: "How about we remove the mark quickly?"

　　"No. You're playing with children and cheating. Do you want "Baby Comes to Me" to be scolded on the headlines?" Huang Peimeng said, "Since you've been found out, just let it go. Maybe it can become a highlight of the show." And they are scattered, so it's not that easy to find them.

　　.Lu Yu and Zhuo Bao are both wearing the same yellow raincoat and rain boots, walking hand in hand along the mountain road, gradually separating from the other children. The surrounding scenery is becoming more and more natural, with lush forests and grass.

　　The two yellow and orange little kids are even more lively and cute.