i woke up.
alone.
slowly i raised my self to sit, my eyes adjusting to the dimly lit room. beads of sweat fall from my forehead dampening my bedsheets.
as my eyes adjust i notice him.
"W-w-who goes there" i manage to stutter out the fear ever so present in my voice.
all i hear in return is a crunch a bite, and then suddenly a click. light fills the room, the lamp by the small figure now illuminated.
now i see him. the small green frog, with that stupid smile, that stupid smile i fell in love with.
"kermit???? why are you here??? we had a massive break you cant be here" i plead with him
"you know what else is massive?" is all he replies
i look at him confusion ever presence on my face.
"it's crazy how the low taper fade meme is still massive" he says non-chalantly and then proceeds to shake his dreads.
"kermit-" i weep, "you can't do this, please"
"that's my lime" is all he states before throwing the bacon he was previously eating at me.
"oh my god kermit is that—"
"miss piggy's puss" he states.
i scream before being cut of. he pounces on me ripping my clothes off before plunging a 10mm knife into my chest. the last thing i see before i close my eyes to die is his green body, twerking that thang oiled up in my blood.
death, kermity, death.
