The Uber Epic Tale of the Banana Hitchhikers

It all starts with three pimps with the names of Zach Zaslavski, Jennifer Lawrence, and Case egg. They all live in the fascinating land of Toronto,Canada. their enemy, Nicki Minaj tries to defeat them in the most horrible ways by pounding terribly terrible "music" into their brains and looking at them. Zach (a.k.a. Zach Frost [called that by the other Banana Hitchhikers]), wears a golden Batman suit, Finn's hat, a pair of orange headphones around his neck, wears shutter shades and wields a double-sided lightsaber. He lives in a glass house and is always blasting rock and electronic music. He drives a convertible cardboard box. Jennifer Lawrence is a pimp that loves Hunter Hayes for some reason, is in love with PewDiePie and she wants to poop here. She drives a Camaro and And last but not least, there's Case Egg. She's a human-cat hybrid with a unicorn horn growin' right out of her noggin. She has an extraordinary music taste and swears a lot. She rides a unicorn and lives in a castle shaped like cats, full of cats. Together they will fight against Nicki Minaj in the quest of Faith in Humanity!