So.
There is this plane at my trailer park
It's fake
And it's small
And it moves...well it just shifts side to side
And on this plane
There are 5 seats
So my friend and I both get on, she takes the pilot seat, and I take the seat BEHIND the pilot seat
So we're having a good time going left and right
And then these two kids come onto the seats on the wings of the plane
At first they were just trying to out weigh eachother but then
One of them shouted
"Let's go for a plane ride!!!"
Then before I could say no my friend was like
"Where shall we go!!!"
\(•-•)/ oh
Ok
Soooo we have these kids on the wings of the plane and we start to travel the world but then everything started getting....funky...
One of the kids said
"I need to go pick up fuel for us...... *he darts his eyes around* I'll be right back...."
So we all watch as
'Left wing' (that kid on the left wing) goes to get the pretend fuel, his eyes go wide
He makes a weird motion with his hands
Then he runs back to the left wing and shouts
"GO GO GO GO! DON'T ASK JUST GO!"
My friends like, "why-"
"GO!!!!!"
Then my friend makes a pretend lift off with the plane and we are "in the air" once again, as we are in the air I speak up
"What happened left wing!?!???"
And then
Left wing, said, quote,
"I blew up the entire army base."
So now everyone in the plane just looks horrified as we scream and panic EXEPT for left wing
Left wing then says
"I think we may need to fly faster because the remaining army is now after us....."
0-0
Then right wing says
"That's ok."
He says as he pretends to hold something big then he makes a
BOOM
Sound and then he turns to us and says
"I nuked them •_•"
My friend and I just start flipping out and screaming
I shout
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT RIGHT WING!?!??"
Then he says
"Hmmmmm, I dunno :)"
So after a good 15 minutes, so far, we had the army after us, the aliens, the vampires, the werewolves and the sea creatures.
We nuked all of the continents.
We blew up a few planets, then we made a rip in time and space.
So
All and all
It was good day.
I wonder what the people who were looking at us thought
All they would see was two older kids and two little boys screaming, running and yelling at eachother about nuking stuff.
My friend and I walked back to my trailer.....feeling...different.
And we had supper like nothing ever happened.
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// My Life \\
HumorThis is litterly just a book for me to go on about my life and all the weird and funny things that have happened to me. Yep this is a stupid book but I don't care XD Hey but if you love reading absolute trash from the worst writer ever, enjoy!
