<p data-p-id="ec9e8ab7f9fc83f066dccbe2d8e20914">killua was in the kitchen making a sandwhich out of skateboard and mayo. all of a sudden obama falls down the stairs. "ohshiete sire art thou ok?????" killua asked taylor came running down the stairs, not noticing her lover on the ground as she stepped on his head and stomped 43 times. "oh ny gid r u ok" obama got upand dusted off his lumps. "my lovely lady lumps." he whispered as he shot through the ceiling. taylor heard a knock at the door and opend it. there stood her ex boyfriend jimmy neutron. "jimbles nootrin wtf r u doing here" mikasa scremd "fok u mikeasa!!!!" jimmble took mikasa and shoved her in the oven, backing her at 350 for 25
minutes. taylor went upstairs into her family guy decorated bedroom. she opened the door armin fell off her ceilimg fan an yelled "HI WELCOME TO CHILIS" as he ripped off is legs and drug himself out of taylors room. taylor left her room and went downstairs."come on were going shopping" taylor, killua , and mikasa all got into taylors car. taylor refused to take the car out of reverse as she went flying backwards down the street. "LOOK OUT" mike ass a yelled but it was too late as taylor ran over karen from the bake sale. they reach te grocery stor as taylor pulls out her shopping list. eggs. milk. REVENGE. and mini bagels. "SHIT BROS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT" killua yells as he runs down the isle with two jugs of milk in his hands as he throws the milk up in the air doing three backflips and wallowing in the milk. everyoen laughs as they feel inspired. "get rekt" killua wispers as he rips open a box of rice and throws it at an old woman across the isle. with all their needed groceries, they head home crashing through the widow of a dunkin doughnuts and runign over 3 nuns. they reach home and killua ad gon start dinner. gon and killua ddecide to make grilled cheeses. gon hands killua the bread. "wtf is this" killa asks staring down at the loaf "you dont need bread fr grilled cheeses you idiot." killua smaks the bread out of gons head and its goes flyng hitting their neighbor kristin in the head and knocking her out. killua turns up the stove eyes as hot as they go. gon grabs the cheese and slams it on the counter, smiling, eyes devoid of life. they turn up all the stove tops on full heat, even the ones their not using. killua does a front flip off gons head on his skateboard, slamming the cheese on the hot pan. "now what" gon asks. "now, we wait" killua and gon star at the stove as smoke starts to rise. a few hours later tayor walks out her room wearing a paper burger king crown. she starts coughing on smoke as she runs down the stairs "what the hell?????" she yells. she walks into the kitchen where everythings on fire. killa and gon sit in the living room, playing CoD like the house isnt on fire. "boys what happend to the kitchen???" "SHIT MY GRILLED CHEESES" killua yells as he pulls gon into the kitchen. killua tries to grab his grilled cheeses and immediatly bursts into flames. gon screms as he tries putting killua out with a rag, but only bursts into flames also. taylor freaks out and wonders if she should call 911 bc her husband obama wouldnt like that the kids were on fire. taylor runs upstairs into her husbands room to find him asleep in the bed, also in fire. "ARE YOU OKAY MASTER???" taylor yells "ive got ashes in my interior chamber" obama yells "SHIT IS YOUR RETINA OKAY???" taylor yells as armin comes flying through the room "gotta go fast" he whispers as he shoots through the wall. </p>
