"HEY LETS GO TO THE BEACH GUYS" taylor yelled at her friends as they were all sitting around the tv watching dance moms. "SOUNDS GOOD TO ME" her husband Obama yelled as he broke a glass bottle ovr his head. so all trh ppl got into taylors miny van which WAS ACTUALLY OPTIMUS PRIME so optimus yelled something in car ((((((I DONT SPEEK CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ))) anmd put thewm in his trunk which was actually his bobbies. "dam nice bobbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" killauawaw yeled at optodermis amazon prime. they rode on optomis and listend to the George lopez theme song the whole way. they arrived at ttheyrs hotel which was a motel 6. the walked in and the hotel was so gross thaqt there were dead old people in the corners and the front desk person was a large roach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 "hi can I take your order" the roacdh said and his name tag read Chadrick." um mr chapstick we will have a room plz" "THATS MR DR PROFESSOR CHADRICK TO YOU by the way your rooms are 666 and 420." so there were all the girls in one room and all the boys in another. "LETS GO SWIMMING" annie yelled. I hope annie getd rip by a shaerk Obama thought in hus massive black brain.HE BRAIN WAS SO BIG THERE WAS SMALL COLONIE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!. they gang all went down to the beach which was a nudist beqach. "that man has a small nard" Killua stated. they weren't abt that life so they kept their clotheas ON. killua, gon, Obama, taylor, levi, eren, annie, mikasa, Kristin, and iron man wwemt into the ociean. taylor looked over to see Obama talkignt to a beluga whale!!!!!!!!!!!!! "OOOOOUUURAUGAGAGAH" OBAM Yelled. "msybe you should try humpo back" mike ass suggested. "JUMP OVER ME YOU MASSIVE BLACK IDIOT" obana yelled at the whale. killua zoomed by on his skateboard which was riding on the water. he ran over a whole herd of sea bears. they all went to mc donals and got supper and came bsck to thre hotel. "time for bed you shits" annie screamed. gon walked into the bathrrom where killua waqs brushing his teeth with a soap dish. gon got the idea so he ripped the sink out of the wall and started brushing his teeth. WITH NO TOOTHPASTE. when they got done they threw the sink into the hallway hitting the maid named ezmeralda. SHE WAS MEXICANT. when they walked bag in levi and eren were LICKING EACHOTHERS PEEPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! killua and gon were so scarred that their eyeballs melted out of their heads and they projectile puked. meanwhile in the girls room, they were having a pillow fight. everything was going good until annie started putting bricks in her pillow. so then mikassa picked up a baseball bat that she pulled from her pants aqnd started hitting Kristin with it. so then taylro got a blow torch and started flaming mikasa" she is BURNINFG" they all started to dance around mikasa as she was burning as they sacrificed her tp the meme god paul blart. tgey heard a knock on the door. when they opened it armin weas standing in the door way. "YOU GUYS LEFT ME AT THE HOUSE" he yelled and he ripped off his arms and ate them. ir0n man picked up armin and thro him out the window. he fell ona car and it EXPLOD. they all put on their footie pajamas and slept on the ceiling fan. that morning they all got in optpoopimus primes trunk. "ur trink is very junky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11" ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE MY TRUNK OAKY JSANLFLNAWKSZ when they gto back home the whole inside of trhe house was burnt to a crisp. "WHAT HAPPEND TO MY HUMBLE ABODE??????????????????????????" taylor screamed as her head grew 5 times its normal size. "sorry I left my penis in the microwave" levi said. then they al went into armins spongebob room and played just dance 2 until they all died.
OR DID THEY RLLY DIE??????????????????????????
