~That One Night~ "YORIIZAN"

Two glasses🥂 👉👌

This was requested by the very awesome sauce amazing person

maisen4evrr :3

anygay I hope you enjoy ts because I have an exam tmrw and it's 3am and I didn't study and had a mental break down infront of my dad because I'm so focking useless I can't even read and write my own language whilst being a teenager yet I'm still writing(wait, why do I always write when I have exams..... wtf) also is an AU where muzan is skinny twink version of vander and yoriichi is rich big dik Man, who has never had a hard time in his life and is technically the golden child of the tsugikuni family, HERE ARE THE WARNINGS YOU GAY ASS HO'S: SMUT, ALCOHOL, GAY, TRANS OR C//NTBOI.MUZAN CUZ I LIKE P//SSY(I wish I could be lesbian but maybe when I go to Janna I can be with a beautiful girl and be able to talk with God without asking for forgiveness, JDJDJWJSJ THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM OMG, IMAGINE IF YOU CAN GIVE GOD A HUG TO THANK HIM FOR EVERYTHING HE GAVE YOU- Okay ima stop-) MAYBEEEE GORE(gosh I love writing it) MAYBEEEE CANNIBALISM, etc

That's my stray cat Mario on the cover btw:3

MUZANS POV:

it was getting late, I was serving drinks(or cunt?) Like usual, I was gonna get ready to close for the day after all the customers had left before the most beautiful man I have ever seen in all my years of working, he looked filthy rich(Yeah we get it-) his hair was long like he has never let scissors near it for his whole life, he was wearing a suit made out of the finest materials anyone could ever find, he was accompanied by two bodyguards too, why would such a man be coming to a bar like this? He walked up to me, and while I was too busy being lost in thought, I didn't even realize

Y: "Excuse me..?"

.....

Y: "Hello??"

M: "What? Oh, OH, apologies! What can I get for you?"

Y: "Alright..... Well, I'd like a Russo Baltique vodka, Shaken not stirred, with extra ice with a dash of lime juice and in a Lalique Large size tumbler. "

M: "Uhm.... Uh... Russo Baltique vodka.....?? Right- I don't think I have that."

M: "Could you maybe order something under the 100k....??"

Y: "Fine, what do you have that's most recommended?

M: "Well, most bought are either whiskey sours or bloody Mary's, but I can get you some red wine or champagne if you're into the fancy sh!t-"

Y: "Champagne will do."

M: "Comin' Right up, So what's your name? I've never seen ya around here,"

Y: "Yoriichi Tsugikuni"

M: "Huh. WAIT, like yoriichi tsugikuni? Of THE tsugikuni family?"

Y: "You flatter me,"

M: "Yeahhh- Here's your drink tsugikuni"

Y: "So what your name bartender?"

M: "Kibutsuji muzan, pleasure to meet you."

Now don't ask me. I swear on my entire bloodline, I don't know how it happened. When or what. But suddenly we were in the storage room and he was marking my body, holding me close like I was gonna dissappear, I was making out with yoriichi, The richest man in all of Japan, not only that but the hottest too

M: "Y-Yoriic-"

Y: "Shut up and kiss me."

3rd Person POV:

Yoriichi pulls muzan in closer and kisses on his neck, leaving hickeys and bite markings, they start to make out passionately, yoriichis tounge invading muzans mouth as he undresses him, he kisses down to his neck then to his chest all the way down to his abdomen,

Y: "May I?"

Muzan nods in approval before yoriichi pulls down his shorts, revealing his wet POSSAY-(istg I struggled so hard on what to say, anyyywayyys if ya didnt read, this is t.muzan au so- FOCK OFF IF YA DON'T LIKE IT YA BLOODY MOTHAFUCKA') yoriichi Leans in placing soft kisses on muzans inner thigh, muzan gasps as yoriichi lifted his legs up around his neck, makin' it easier to... ya know.. he leans in closer, giving an experimental lick,  before completing enveloping muzan in his mouth, licking and sucking at his sensitive Cl!t, muzan gasps as yoriichi slide a finger inside of him, he quickly covers his mouth trying not to let out any noise, yoriichi gets up and pulls muzan in for a deep passionate kiss whilst still fingering him, it was messy but holy shit did it last for like 10 minutes, they broke the kiss and muzan was so out of breathe, his hair was a mess, he was as wet as a river down there, he clinged onto yoriichi, nuzzling his face in his neck as yoriichi inserted another finger, earning an adorable loud moan from muzan before he covered his mouth with his hands again, he stopped and kissed muzan aggressively before speaking

Y: "Get on your knees, kibutsuji~"

Muzan then got on his knees as told, acting as obedient as a puppy, he was desperate after all, yoriichi then pulled down his pants and then his boxers, letting his hard 12 inch(long and 5 inches in width🤗) c//ck spring out, muzans eyes widened as he took in the sight of the thing the Goin' to rearrange his intestines 6 minutes prior from now, he gently licked the tip, sucking on it before taking in about 2 more inches, yoriichi then grabs muzans head and forces him to take it all the way down his through in one go, surprisingly muzan doesn't gag or choke but instead continues sucking on his shaft(Oohhhh I just cringed so hard X2..) he swirls his long tongue around as he takes it in and out, lathering it in saliva, making yoriichi moan like crazy.

Y: "Oh, FuCk! That's it. You're such a good f//cking boy~ My good boy~ Mmh~! GAH~"

He takes it out for a break as he's out of breathe, a string of saliva connecting muzans mouth and yoriichis cock as more drips down muzans mouth,

yorichi picks muzan up and pushes him against the wall(face forward so you know), he then SLAMS his d!ck into muzan without warning, muzan let's out a a loud moan as yoriichi penatrates him, yoriichi begins to f//ck him at fockin 190 bpm(music joke lmao, I'm SoOoO funny-) muzan moans loudly, his eyes roll back as he screams yoriichis name over and over again as if chanting a prayer, his warm p//ssy tightning around yoriichis cock, milking him dry(....I think i might commit from cringe...)

M: "YORIICHIIIIIIIAHH~!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE~! DONT STOP, IM SO F//CKING CLOSE PLEASEEEEAHHH~! MmmHhhAH~ YES PLEASEEE ABSOLUTELY RUIN MEE~!!!!"

Y: "Mmh~! Don't worry~ I don't plan to stop~ Ngh..!"

The room is filled with moans and pleas as well the sound you hear when your mum and dad finally get on good terms- or when they created you-(lemme sum it up, CLAP. CLAP. CLAP. CLAP. "OH HARDER DADDY." Does that explain enough?) As they both get closer and closer to ecstacy, yoriichi slams in and out of muzan a couple more times before Cvmming inside of him, Muzan also ends up Cvmming on yoriichis D!ck,
They are both extremely out of breathe so they take a moment before making out and continuing doing the boombayah

Akaza/hakuji who was literally forced to be both the bartender AND the waiter who also heard everything in the storage room: "F//CK YOU MUZAN! F//CK YOU...."

ANYGAY! I hope you enjoyed because I'm severely cramping and wanted to write smut for support:3 *dies because I have to go to exam in severe pain tmrw*

Sorry if it wasn't that good and seemed rushed, I can edit if yall want but this is the only idea that came to my mind

Word count that nobody asked for 1490-