(CP x Male!Angel!Reader) I Have Weird Friends

Your Acting.... Strange

~I need gay ships, not Jesus~ Reader's P.O.V.~
When I made it back to my room I saw two shot guns laying on the older looking bed. My backpack was sitting on the floor next to a desser. The room was pretty plain.
"Mmm I'm gonna have to go home and get my things." I looked out the window and into the forest. "I'm sure I could find my way back...." Groaning I got up and headed down the hall to a door that stated 'JEFF'S ROOM'
"Mmm I wonder, is this Jeff's room? I don't know lets find out." I stated loud enough for him to hear. With not a second to lose I slammed to the door open, nearly hitting him in the face.
"What the hell!?"
"I need directions to (Small Town name) so I can get a few things..." I put my hands under my face as if trying to look pretty. "Pwetty Pwease."
"Ugh fine. You live on the same side of the hallway as me no?" I nodded in response. "Well just blot out  your window and keep going till you come across a trail made of gravel. That should lead you there."
"Oh! Is that why there was gravel in my clothing. Cause you dragged my threw there, great! Oh and thanks for the directions." I quickly took off, hearing the snores of the others in their rooms was amusing. I soon got back to my room and grabbed my guns and placed them in their rightful places. I struggled to open the window a little but when I did, I took off without a second to lose. With my jacket tied around my waist and the sun just barely rising behind me. I stared at the ground trying to find the gravel path, and it wasn't to long before I did.
I flew over the path, just a few feet above it, this felt good.
~If you eat a sharpie it can't kill you, therefore makes you stronger, absorb its power.~ Time Skip to your apartment.~
You entered the messy living room and threw your jacket on to the chair, you walked over to the kitchen and pulled out a jar, yes a cookie jar. You grinned as an idea popped into your head.
"If I were to sprinkle some pixie dust on to these.... It could make the entire house go into chaos." I laughed slightly and try to image Slenderman stuck to the ceiling. I pulled out a bag and dumped the cookies into it. I the. Went to a box labeled 'Posters' and open it, and of course I found posters, some of (Fav/Band) some of (Fav/Moive) and (Fav/Game). Packing those up in a bag as well and a few others things such as clothing I bounded out of the room and left. I didn't care that I would have to pay for rent, because I would already be gone.

~On the fly home you fell asleep, but I won't go into details~ Time Skip to back at the Mansion~
There were a few people stirring as I tumbled into my room threw the window. I went downstairs with the bag of cookies and saw that Sally, Jeff, and BEN up.
"Hey (Y/N) ho-" I cut BEN off
"Do you have a cookie jar?"
"Oh yea! We do, did you buy cookies?" Sally asked.
"Nah I made them awhile back.... There was always cookies in my house, so their will always be cookies here."
"Sweet! Its behind the coffee pot." I nodded in response and dumped the cookies in to the pot, pulling a small pouch from my pocket and dumping a little in.
"If we're out of cookies just let me know I'll make more."
"Alright." They all repled. Boy were they in for a surprise.

~Time Skip To where a certain creepy pasta is floating.~ 3'rd Person P.O.V.~
" (Y/N)!!!" Jeff yelled from the living room.  (Y/N) rushed down trying his best to hide a laugh. When he got down to the living room there was Jeff seemingly glued to the ceiling.
"Yes Jeff?" The others that were in the same room were giggling as well.
"What were in those cookies?"
"Oh just same old same old why?"
"Because last time I checked cookies don't make you fly!"
"Ohh! Well ya know I think I may have add a certain little bit of pixie dust this morning to give 'em piazza. But don't worry, it might wear off in an hour or so."
"What might wear off in an hour or so?" And here came in Slenderman eating a cookie.
"STOP DON'T EAT IT!!!!" (Y/N) yelled out.
"Why?" And there goes Slenderman, floating above the ground getting glued to the ceiling.
"Don't worry it'll wear off in about an hour." The (H/C) haired man stated trying to keep his cool.
"Then you have an hour to run." Jeff called out in a hateful voice.
"Got it!" You blotted out of there and headed for the roof.