Winx Oneshots

How the Wizards Stole Christmas (parody)

Note: This is a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody

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Ah Christmas, this time of year. Where the fairies of Gardenia scout to spread cheer. Flora was with the Specialists baking treats, Stella made winter sweaters and sets, Tecna closed the pet shop and fed the pets. Aisha organized snowball fights, sledding and skiing. Musa sang in Andy's band a rock remix of caroling. Roxy raised money to donate to an animal shelter or two, and prepared costumes and treats for her dear dog Artu. Lastly, Bloom stayed at the loft to decorate the place, the most cheery, jolly warm feeling for her friends to embrace.

Wraths and hearth, stockings hanging above a fire, pictures of her and her friends having a good time, and of course presents from the heart underneath the bustling Christmas tree dressed in rainbow garments, and at the top, a celestial star. She huffed in pride as she took in the setting and the scent of gingerbread and vanilla from the scented candles. They were going to love it.

But on the horizon, from the icy hills beyond Gardenia, four wizards stood: Anagan, Duman, Gantlos and their leader, Ogron. He used a spell to peep into her wholesome set up. "Ugh, that pesky fairy who likes ruining our plans is going to have a perfect Christmas. So unflatteringly wholesome..."
"Why are we spying on her?" Gantlos asks, "She's just decorating."
"And it's awful..." Ogron grunts.

Beep! Beep!

Bloom's phone rang. She picks it up, and after some chatting she grabs her bag and heads off. Ogron grins at hearing every word of her conversation. A plan hatched in his mind, an evil, petty, rotten plan.
"Gentlemen," Ogron starts, "Christmas is the most special time of the year...is it not...? We'll make sure it's very memorable to those Winx. Once she gets her friends back there, they'll be in for a surprise..."

Anagan and Duman looked at each, their lips twisting into a grin. Gantlos nodded as he cracked his knuckles. And Ogron evilly smiles as he summons a dark light to vanish them away from the frosted hill.

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The wizards teleported over to the Christmas-y living room of the loft and inspected the area. Ogron scoffed at the silly decorations and hearty atmosphere, so wholesome, something those typical fairies would set up.

"Hmph. Destroying things would leave too many traces of black magic. It'd be even more fun watching them wander around like headless chickens. Gentleman, get as many items as you can and throw them into the Abyss. We'll make it as if this place never was decked in the first place." Duman, Anagan and Gantlos nod, splitting up across the scene to snatch and snag away any holly jolly Christmas decorations.

Duman looks at the stockings, finding candy inside which he steals and stows in his pockets. Then rips them off the fireplace, snuffing out the warm embers and knocking down the decorations on top of the shelf, chucking them away into the Abyss.

Anagan finds a gingerbread house on the table with some tiny gingerbread men. He grabs one and bites it, only to find the taste of plastic and the vague scent of ginger, biscuits and vanilla. "Ugh, it's not even edible..." he mumbles. It only gives him more reason to grab the tray and chuck it away into the Abyss.

Gantlos finds the tree with ornaments in the shape of balls, angels, ribbons, candycane, snowmen and santa, as well as rainbow Christmas lights hugging the tree and a glistening star sitting above. He pushes down some unnecessary feelings and grabs the whole tree with about a quarter of his strength, chucking it away into the Abyss.

And lastly, Ogron tackles the smaller decorations like the wreaths and mistletoe, and shakes the presents Bloom prepared for her friends before deciding they're worthless, despite the special attentions to detail such as Flora's one being wrapped in floral prints and Roxy's having a butterfly-shaped ribbon, or the simplistic yet futuristic box for Tecna. Heart doesn't matter, and he chucks all those items into the Abyss.