Helluva Boss

Short Six - Mission: Blitzo Clause

A/N: This is a fanmade short based on the famous christmas movie Santa Clause except Helluva Boss! [This takes place before Sinmas.]

Sorry if this sucked...I tried to do a Christmas Helluva Boss thing-

Also...I had to rhyme a lot...and I suck at it soooo...Here we go! ^^

WARNING: Mentions [it's not explicitly said] of A Pedo.

👿👿👿

In an old, but vintage, cabin that was filled with all kinds of Christmas decorations, sat an elderly man who held a book in his arms as he smoked a pipe. He was sleeping heavily until he started coughing violently. He then suddenly worked up with wide eyes.

"Holy Shit!" The elderly man coughed as he then noticed the camera, blinking slowly before the camera fizzed and now showed him sitting normally with a big smile on his face, "Hello Boys, Girls, and all you non-binaries in the world. I am Chris Hingal...we had no budget to say chin-" The camera fizzes again, "Are we on?" He whispers to one of the camera members who nods, "Ahem. Today we have a story that not many can say...tis what truly happened on Christmas day." He shifts in his seat, "A Prince who was stripped of all the power he has known and a family scared of everything but the unknown." Chris holds the book, "Our story today is unlike any other...for this story is about an imp...like no other?" He paused and scoffed, "I'm sorry...I can't fucking do this rhyming shit, I–" He looked at the children being let in, as he coughed, "O...Oh, Children." He gulped, "Not allowed to be near any of you." Chirs rubbed the back of his neck as the camera fizzed, Christ was now seen with the book open, "We shall now begin our tale of a team who worked together to make christmas a dream...after an idiot who had killed big red, it was up to them to lead and not fled." Chirs grumbled, "Twas the night before Hellmas..."

👿👿👿

In Hell, a fancy title appears in the sky saying 'Twas The Night Before Hellman'. As we center in towards IMP, it seemed kinda deserved and that's because it was. Due to what happened during the trial, the group hadn't been back to IMP. They all decided it would be best to continue their work somewhere else. (Y/N) still had her crystal to travel to the human world and they still needed money. Yet this mission would be one of their oddest yet.

Moxxie and Millie, a lovely couple of two, entered the house with a box full of loot. Stolas laid on the couch, looking depressed which was not a hoot. Loona was drinking eggnog with no care as Blitzo was trying to cheer up the group he cared...for. It was all so quiet, as quiet as a mouse, until a certain sinner barged in and gave an idea that rocked.

(Y/N) burst into the living room, "Merry Christmas Eve!!" (Y/N) smiled, wearing a dark red tank-top with dark green shorts.

The others looked at her and were sort of confused. What was Christmas they all thought, they didn't have a clue. In Hell, no cheer was shared, no presents to be given. None of them knew the Christmas that she was sharing.

"What the hell is Christmas, Lovely?" Blitzo asked, leaning against the wall.