the fags 🏳️🌈
Van: if u think i try kms i will get out of iso
Ethan: maybe
Mason: let me guess uriah got no iso
Van: this shit isnt fair
nabil got 2 days while i got 4 and then uriah gets none cus hes emo
Ethan: dawg why did u get 4
Van: nothing
Uriah: he told the teacher that he will shoot the school up
Van: im surprised i didnt get more tbh
Mason: lowkey me too
Ethan: i wanna shoot the school up
Mason: real
Marcus: @VanTheB3st45 take me to the park
Van: wheres the please
Marcus: please
Van: fine u cunt
Ethan: and if u look above u will see 2 wild gays in denial
Van: im shooting u next
Ethan: yay
Marcus: ok ok let's go to the park!
Van: im gonna steal sols car keys hold up
Marcus: i shall come with u
Van: fine
Mason: i never seen such fags
Ethan: i bet they give eachother good night kisses
Mason: real
Van: im gonna shoot u all
Marcus: im gonna steal his gun and shoot u guys too
Mason: yes ma'ams
Ethan: yes my ladys
NOBODYS POV
van and marcus were already half way to sols dorm, they both knew that both him and his roommate were at drama club so they just sneaked right in and stole his keys.
Then they go outside go to his eye sore of a car and get with with van driving
"why tf do u like the park anyway"
"mm fun!"
"fine fine"
van starts the car and starts to drive
"can u turn on the radiooo"
"im driving how about u do it"
"it was to see if u wanted it on"
"i dont"
"then why say for me to turn it on?"
"do u want the radio or not?!"
"ok i do i do!"
Marcus turns on the radio and the first song that plays is Femininenon by Chappell Roan
"oo i love chappell roan!"
"yeah yeah"
"how about u van?"
"eh shes nice i guess"
"whos ur favourite artist!"
"uh im not too sure.."
"come on im sure u have one!"
"um maybe?"
"sooo?? who is it"
"maybe like.. laufey or something..?"
"really?! u like laufey"
"i mean she's quite nice"
"i never thought someone like u would be into romantic music"
"shes just a good artist okay?!"
"well my favourite will probably be.. TV girl!"
"well well ur also into romantic music"
"i mean yeah! she makes good music"
"well i listened to her a few times and i guess she isnt bad.."
"see!! romantic music addict"
"well if ur gonna keep saying that i might as well say ur right."
"heh i knew it"
Van looks at marcus and does a faint smile and then he fucking hits something else.
"FUCK SAKE AGAIN?!"
"VAN WHAT DO U MEAN AGAIN"
"you know what it was probably a deer AGAIN"
"lets just see what it was."
they both get out the car and go over to see what van hit AGAIN
"oh fuck sake.."
"VAN?! U HIT A CHILD?!"
"I KNOW I KNOW"
"WHAT DO WE DO?!"
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I NEVER HIT A CHILD BEFORE"
"okay okay lets just calm down"
"yeah we should.."
marcus gets closer to the unconscious child tryna see who it is
"they look.. familiar? but i cant seem to but my finger on it"
van gets closer to the kid and looks
"NO FUCKING WAY I KNOW THIS KID"
"well?! who is it?!"
"bad news.. ITS ETHANS YOUNGER BROTHER LUNA"
"U HIT ETHANS BROTHER?!"
"WELL U DISTRACTED ME WITH ALL THE TALKING"
"I SEEN U TALK WHILE DRIVING JUST FINE"
"EITHER WAY WHAT DO WE DO?!"
"TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL OFC!?"
"but then wont we go to jail..?"
"oh wait ur right van.."
"make a lie. we saw the random kid on the road unconscious and decided to bring him in"
"well we know who the kid is? what will we say when they ask"
"we recognise the kid because hes our friends brother and we tell ethan the news when we get to the hospital"
"if it means luna is okay and that we dont go to jail.. sure.."
"come on marcus lets go."
they pick up luna and put him in the back seat of the car and Van starts to drive to the hospital with the most clearest worry on his face that even marcus was surprise cus he never seen him that worried
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SOLARBALLS CHATFIC!!
Humorlike the title is its a solarballs chat fic with a lil too much angst (especially venus) if u get tired of the angst just tell me and i will make a separate book just with it!!
