"nabil we are COOKED"
"ya think?"
"we are RIGHT outside the windows"
"JUST RUN URIAH!"
they start running and hide behind a tree where hopefully no one will see them (unless they looking for them)
"nabil where should we go..?"
"fuck idk"
"HELP ME"
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO"
"if only van or sol was here they know how to drive.."
"van can drive?"
"yuh"
"why wasnt i aware of ts"
"cus he doenst have a car"
"does sol have a car"
"yes"
"well take van and steal sols car?"
"why not take sol"
"cus hes a tattletale and will snitch"
"either way we dont know where his keys are"
"van uses sols car sometimes so he might?"
"well text him?"
"ffs fine"
VAN - NABIL / hot temper - cold temper
cold temper: ru in class?
hot temper: no im in the bathroom cus im bored
cold temper: wanna skip with me and uriah
hot temper: where would we go
cold temper: steal sols car and u drive
hot temper: ur so damn lucky i know where he keeps his keys
cold temper: meet us at that one penis looking ahh tree
hot temper: got it
Van leaves the bathroom and starts heading to sols dorm, he knows him and his roommate never lock the door so he sneaks right in and takes sols keys which are on top of his dresser.
Van heads out the school and goes to the tree where he sees Nabil like 5 feet up the tree and Uriah looking at him
"alright u cunts i got the keys"
"dawg u actually stole his keys?"
"he will never notice unless he takes a drive for the first time in 3 months"
"true"
"alright lets go"
nabil gets down from the tree and head to the parking lot which is only 2 minutes away, its quite literally the school parking lot.
when they find sols car (which was easy cus its BRIGHT YELLOW) they get in and Van starts the car and gets out the lot
"nabil if i die and u survive blame van"
"no"
"ur not gonna die im a safe driver"
"i don't believe that"
"yeah me either"
"i dont believe in myself so shush"
"where do we even go"
"u guys made me come so im heading to town"
"ok faie fair"
Van turns on the radio and immediately HOT TO GO starts playing
"fuck yeah i love this song!"
"thats cus ur a fag uriah"
"shut up van"
"both of u shut up"
Uriah starts to sing along and van gets a bit unfocused cus hes busy listening to these dumbasses listen to HOT TO GO
"u guys are so loud"
"hey chappell roan is the best"
"well i think tyler the creator is better but yeah"
"heyyy vannn whats ur fav artisttt"
"i aint telling u shit"
"hmm so if i go on ur phone and look at spotify i wont see anything?"
"go on my phone and ur out the car and im running up over"
As soon as Van says that he hits something..
"FUCK SAKE I KNEW U WERENT A SAFE DRIVER"
"VAN WHO DID U KILL"
"SHUSH BOTH OF U IDK WHAT IT WAS OR WHO"
"FUCK UR GOING TO JAIL"
"NOT IF I SAY UR INVOLVED"
"LETS JUST SEE WHO IT WAS"
they step out the car and all clearly shaking especially Van cus he might've just killed somebody
"ffs it was a deer"
"at least it wasnt a child?"
"yeah at least that"
"van u should drive more careful"
"I WAS CAREFUL BUT URIAH WAS DISTRACTING ME"
"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING"
"it was both ur faults? anyways lets go before someone sees we just killed a deer"
"good idea"
"yeah yeahh"
They all head back in the car and drive away from the deer and finally arrive in town
"wow u didnt hit a deer this time"
"say that one more time and ur next"
"yes ma'am"
Van looks at Uriah with the most death stare ever
"ok ok im sorry"
"good."
they all head out of the car and nabil is the first one to spot a place
"guys lets go to Mcdonald's"
"fatty"
"dont u starve urself"
"lets go in.."
the 3 of them head in the Mcdonald's and nabil goes to them screen things to put an order
"wait whos paying"
"whos the richest"
"my parents are dead"
"me too"
"mine arent..?"
"shut up nabil"
"yeah shush"
"ffs i will pay"
"good"
nabil puts in a happy meal for himself duh
"ur getting a happy meal..?"
"whats wrong with that"
"nothing ig"
"tell me what u want"
"a water and medium fries"
"thats helping my point"
"what point"
"ur staving urself ahh"
"ffs just put my order in"
Nabil puts vans order in
"what u want uriah"
"same as u"
"u want a fucking cheeseburger and fries in a happy meal?"
"make that chicken nuggets instead of a cheeseburger"
"thats what i thought"
Nabil puts Uriahs order and pays so all they waitt (also their number is 76)
after a while the lady at the counter shouts 75
"we are next bet"
"fr fr"
"77?"
"what the fuck we are supposed to be next"
"istg im kicking her ass"
"gyatt"
"we are all fags shush Uriah"
":("
FINALLY AFTER 20 MINUTES SHE SHOUTS 76 AND THEY TAKE THEIR ORDER
"lets go sit down"
"yuh"
"i see a table there"
"ok bet"
nabil with the food heads to the table Van pointed out and sits down
"ok heres ur stuff Uriah and Van"
"thanks bro"
"yeah thanks"
they all start eating and i aint writing that cus what do expect me to do?
"num num num"
"eats eats eats"
"yummy food"
yeah no
After they finish they head out and all their phones are BLOWING UP from the gc
the fags 🏳️🌈
Ethan: @VanTheB3st45 where the fuck are u
answer me
VAN ISTG
Marcus: why are him Uriah and Nabil missing
Mason: i bet their dead
Ethan: how tho
Mason: idk kidnapping
Van: we arent dead
Ethan: HE HAS RISEN
Marcus: jesus christ?!
Mason: our lord and saviour
Van: why are yall so worried
Ethan: im not just wondering where u are
Mason: my class is cancelled cus ur missing so thanks
Van: ur welcome
Marcus yeah same with me
Ethan: not fair mine isnt
Van: haha
Ethan: anyways where are u
VAN HAS SENT AN ATTACHMENT
(idk how to send attachments on wattpad but its him uriah and nabil outside of mcdonalds)
Ethan: WHAT NOT FAIR
Marcus: I WANT MCDONALDS
Mason: WHAT THE FUCK TAKE ME?!
Van: skipping classes to have fun
Ethan: HOW DID U GET THERE
Van: i know where sol keeps his car keys
Ethan: u can drive..?
Marcus: i already knew 🤑
Van: thats cus u beg me to take u to the park
Marcus: what about me being their at ur lessons
Van: that too ig
Ethan: what the fuck van u gotta take me places
Van: thats why i dont tell anyone
Ethan: pls sol doesnt even use his car
Van: thats why im using it
Marcus: speaking of which van can u take me to mcdonalds <3
Van: fine
Marcus: thank u!
Ethan: what in the fags
Anyways take me too
Van: no
Ethan: WHY
Van:bc
Ethan: pls i will go on my knees
Mason: i thought u only did that for me
Ethan: not now bbg
Van: fags
Ethan: like u dont fuck marcus
Van: kys
Ethan: ok
Van: thank god, now u wont beg me to drive u to mcdonald's fatty
the rope would break cus of u
Ethan: :(
wait
WHY ARE U WITH URIAH AND NABIL
Van: nabil just dmed me asking if i wanna skip school and to steal sols car
Ethan: man i need to hang out with those weirdos too
Uriah: ig we know whos not hanging out with us
Nabil: real
Ethan: wiat how long were u there
Uriah: we are beside van what do u think
Ethan: ok fair fair
uriah looks up from his phone and tells nabil and van that 10 minutes till school ends
"alright how much u wanna bet we get iso"
"mm 10"
"i aint betting shit cus i know we will"
"true true"
"well shall we get back?"
"alright cunts get in the car"
"yippee!"
the 3 of then get in the car and Van starts driving and this time tries even harder to focus cus this time he dont wanna hit a child
word count : 1424?!?
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SOLARBALLS CHATFIC!!
Humorlike the title is its a solarballs chat fic with a lil too much angst (especially venus) if u get tired of the angst just tell me and i will make a separate book just with it!!
