Annoying Christmas

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Yoongi's pov

Yoongi's pov

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"Decorations on point, like me". I cheered. "And I'm Jimin's present". I laughed. "What's my present this year?". I tried my best to mimic Jimin. "Me, it's me baby". I put a candy cane in my mouth. "Unwrap me Mrs. Clause". I said and heard footsteps. "Merry Christmas cous!". Hosoek said. "Get out". I told him. "Not my man, I think the fuck not". Xiumin snaps right in my face.





"Mmm". I nodded and looked at my cousin. "HA!". Hoseok, this motherfucker, laughed in my face. "Ass over blood, my dear cousin". Hoseok says. "What ass?". I blinked. "See, gonna have to kill you". Xiumin said. "We're here for a reason my love". Hoseok pats Xiumin on his head. "Right". Xiumin giggles and clears his throat. "BEST FRIEEEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDD!!!".





"Gah!". I covered my ears. "What is wrong with you!?!". I yelled. "Xiu wanted to hang out with Jimin but he didn't answer his phone". Hoseok explains, handing Xiumin some water. "Best man, people can't relate". Xiumin kissed Hoseok on his cheek. "Now, where is he?". Hoseok asked. "I... I thought he was with y'all". I said and hid behind the couch. "Let go! Let me go!". Xiumin yells.





"I just want to see if he can repeat that in my face! That's all! I swear!". Xiumin shouts. "You're useless". Hoseok glanced at me. "How the HELL was I supposed to know!?!". I yelled. "He left a while ago, so I thought he was with y'all". I said. "Us, being in your face right now, should have answer that". Hoseok stares at me. "I don't be following most of the time". I scratched my head.





"If Jimin ain't around or talking... I don't care about y'all". I said. "Fuck everyone else, Xiu and I will be heard". Hoseok said. "I...". "Merry Christmas everyone".





 "Merry Christmas everyone"

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I immediately got hard seeing Jimin in a dress. "Bestie!". Xiumin made grabby hands at Jimin and Jimin hugs him, giggling. "Hi boo!". Jimin smiles. "You look so beautiful!". Xiumin beams. "Where's mine?". Xiumin asked. "I was coming for you bestie". Jimin clicks his arm around Xiumin's. "Queen shit". Xiumin said and they went upstairs. "Hmm". Hoseok sniffs. "I'mma use your bathroom real quick". Hoseok said.





"Understandable". I nodded. "Same by the way". I said. "I completely agree". Hoseok also nods. "Goodness, we slay".




 "Goodness, we slay"

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"That'll do it". Hoseok says. "Let me talk to you real quick Xiu". Hoseok pulls Xiumin away before he could get an answer. "Now". Jimin looks at me. "What are you doing behind the couch?". Jimin asked. "You have a scary bestie". I told him. "I know". Jimin innocently says. "So are you gonna stay there all day or... You can't move?". Jimin smirks.





"That's fucked up". I said. "What's fucked up is that I put this dress on, on purpose". Jimin grinned. "THAT'S cruel!". I whined. "Now you gotta waddle like a penguin to get to me". Jimin laughed. "You ain't shit". I glared at him. "What happened? I thought you wanted me to unwrap you". Jimin smirks. "You've been here the whole time?". I banged my head on the couch. "It was cute". Jimin giggles. "Should I die tomorrow or...?". I asked.





"Die on New Year's". Jimin held his hand out towards me and I immediately took it. "You've been busy worrying about that and I made a feast". Jimin says. "Oh? Where?". I asked and Jimin pulls down his dress revealing his chest... Which was covered in chocolate syrup. I wanted to speak but I couldn't. "I unwrap you and you feast apon me, what a great Christmas this is". Jimin fixed his dress.





"However, you know that this isn't our house, right?". Jimin tossed me my jacket. "Tae and Kook are gonna have a nice surprise when they come back". Jimin said. "You... You planned all this, didn't you?". I asked and Jimin smiles. "I always get revenge... Even when I give out fake forgiveness". Jimin said. "Shall we?". Jimin held his hand out and I took it and kissed it. "Of course". I grinned.





"Merry Christmas, to the lovely couple". Jimin courtesy towards the stairs. "May Jungkook live in this nightmare forever". Jimin laughs and I shivered. "Merry Christmas darling!". Jimin kissed my cheek.







"Me-Merry Christmas lovely".



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