"But I'm telling you! I'm going to get kidnapped!". I yelled over the phone at a cop. It was unless cause they hung up on me. "That's why no body believes in y'all!". I tossed my phone on my bed. It's been three days since I lost to Yoongi's sick game and I haven't seen him since.
"I'm going to die and the cops don't care!". I shouted and someone knocks on the door. "Let me text my mom". I picked up my phone, shot my mom a text saying I was going to die and went to open the door. "You may have took my body! But I'm still a STRONG korean twinkie!". I yelled at the door. "Uhh... I mean... Follow your dream?".
"Oh! Oh! Oh!". I jumped up and down before I opened the door.
(Exo's Kai)
"KAI!!!". I went to hug him but he dodges me and walks in the room. "Sure". I nodded and closed the door. "You're in here smoking Xiumin's shit aren't you?". Kai asked. "What shit?". I tilted my head. "It's SOO good to see you Jimin!". Kai hugs me. "What the hell are you talk...". "Have you lost weight?". Kai asked.
"I lost a hundred and sixteen pounds". I posed. "Looking go...". Kai looks me up and down. "That shit don't add up". Kai said. "I lost Xiumin". I said and we laughed. "I missed you slut". Kai said. "Please don't name me after you". I said and Kai throws his shoe at me. "Oh!". Kai gasped. "Give me all the tea". I said. "I win a trophy". Kai says.
"For dick sucking?". I asked. "Wha... No!". Kai yelled. "Being open twenty four seven?". I tilt my head. "No!". Kai shouts. "For home wrecking?". I ask and Kai stares at me. "I'm getting close ok". I rubbed my chin. "Got it!". I snapped my fingers. "Come dumpster". I applauded. "I am... SOO proud of you! Get that gold!". I cheer.
"I WON A DANCE COMPETITION!". Kai screamed and I stare at him. "Really?". I said. "All the shit I said would have made you famous... And it was all true!". I yelled. "Get your wack ass out of here". I said. "You're really aren't not my friend are you?". Kai asked. "Only if you agree with me". I replied.
"I...". "Silence bitch and go get your CLEARLY rigged award". I shook him away. "No bitch I'm leaving". Kai said. "But you just got here". I pouted. "Fine". Kai rolls his eyes and walks out. "I'm so cute". I giggled and played on my phone for a while til Kai came back. "Wow... Mom didn't even text me back". I said.
"Not surprised... Just hurt". I sighed and my door opens again. "Bout...".
"Didn't I tell you not to talk to other men?". Yoongi says coldly and turned off the lights.
'Oh shit'.
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The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*
FanfictionJimin was dragged against his will to a sugar baby event by his best friend and now he has a sugar daddy following him around. Jimin does everything to avoid him but nothing works. How long can Jimin resist him? Side ships *Namjin* *TaeKook* *Hope?*...