That day

I'll Jump Your Bones!

It was the end of school and I totally dismissed Derrek's surprise kiss and skipped to his locker. (By skipped, I mean ran all the way there from last class because I feel completely out of my comfort zone.) He was putting the books he got from today in his locker. "What's happening big D? How you feel, How you feel, How you feel?" I greeted him as I did a bro hug and patted his back. "What the hell is wrong with you? Did Dustin poison you or something?" I just stared at him until he realized he fucked up. "Sorry." He muttered. I had so much to tell him. "Ok, so one, why did you kiss me?"

"I didn't want Dustin to think he could get you back, after hurting your fragile little girl person." He said shrugging. I mocked hurt grabbing my heart. "Derrek, you hit me where it hurts..." I said giggling at the end. "Shut up lil D." He said once he was done. We walked down the hallway just talking about our classes and teachers, until I remembered I have freaking detention! "Ugh so like Derrek?"

"What?" He said rubbing the back of his neck. "I have to go."

"Go where?"

"Mind your own damn business." I snapped teasingly. He shot his head back in laughter. "HA! You got detention, you got detention!" He cried out holding his stomach from laughter. It's not that funny. I hit his chest and stormed away not facing him. He came up behind me tickling my sides. "Let me see that smile, let me see that smile." He repeated until I couldn't contain my laughter anymore. "I still can't believe you got detention. On the first day?" He choked out. "Your mom is going to cut off all your hair, and feed it to you for breakfast!"

"Only if she finds out.."

"How is she not? When you will be like an hour late from school."

"I'm over you house. That's how." We started walking back to Ms. Vice's classroom when he said "I'm telling her."

"Excuse me? Who are you telling? And what are you telling who??" He looked at me in a daze expression before replaying what I said in his head. I swear I could hear the engines in his brain over-heating. "I'm telling your mom, you got detention."

"I swear if you do I'll jump your bones and use them for utensils." I said smacking his chest. "You love touching me there don't you?"

"No, I love hitting you where your heart is to hope it will one day stop working." I said with my biggest smile. "I won't tell her. Damn, being violent is not attractive lil D."

"Your parents fucking up on your dad's condom is not attractive either."

"Bye." He said leaving a kiss on my cheek. "Bye lip biter." He turned around and I ran in the room laughing my ass off. "Your late." I turned around to see Dustin sitting at Ms. Vice's desk. "She going to slit your throat if you don't get up."

"I would looove to see her try." He says using his finger as an imaginary knife and slitting his throat. I walked over to the desk I sat at before and sat in the chair. Dustin came from Ms. Vice's desk and sat on top of mine. "Do you mind?"

"Nope."

"I do." I said trying to push his legs off. "Unfortunate." He says laughing at my pathetic use of pushing. After our 2 minute intense staring contest he finally got off and sat next to me. "Why do you choose to annoy me?" I scowled watching him text a hoe on his phone. He got a girls phone number already. "Jealous?" He says smirking catching me looking at his messages. "You wish."

"I don't 'wish'. Wishing is stupid." He says putting his legs on the desk. I take that to my advantage and pull his chair back. He falls at the same speed of the chair letting out a big oomph when his back hit the ground. "I'm cool." He says immediately as he quickly gets up of the ground shoving imaginary dust from his pants. "No your not."