Deodorant

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The only problem I have with deodorant is that it lies. The always say 24 hour last or something- bullcrap! If you last 24 hours how come I come home and sweat? I'd understand if I'd taken a shower or something but if I'm just sitting in class I don't expect to have to cover up. You know what you poops at the company? Just write apply every 5 minutes and sit still like a statue on the freaking label!

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