03𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺

block blast stories

a/n: tw // mentions of incest
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alpha sigma skibidi toilets 🐺🚽

dayeon
i love block blast

kangmin
me too 😻

renta
whats your highest score?

dayeon
erm idk i think it's 734737

kangmin
impossible
mine is 92

renta
imagine getting a 92 😹

kangmin
ho
i know your score
it's 10

renta
stalker >:(

wooseok
chill out yall

eunil
i love how the ghosters are staying alive

sujin
bro's calling us out- tf-

prince
yapping sessions and dramatic type shi are my thing

yuna
yay hi prince

sunoo
omds bro anyways those block blast stories are getting out of hand

donghyun
fr like imagine having a crush on an object 🤡

yedam
wth nah thats crazyyyyy

wonho
"i have a crush on my phone" no you dont-

sehyun
sounds like someone right here

dayeon
and his name is yoo kangmin

kangmin
aw come on i dont even have a romantic attachment with my phone

sujin
then what do you use for texting 💀

kangmin
my computer

wooseok
oh so what if there's an emergency

kangmin
i will just use a traditional telephone

renta
okay hagmin 💜

dayeon
^^

kangmin
can anyone be my new friend here?
*seen by everyone*

yedam
speaking to block blast stories, i cant imagine people having a crush on their relatives

wooseok
UHM WHAT??? WDYM PEOPLE HAVE A CRUSH ON THEIR OWN RELATIVES????

sujin
everytime i watch those vids, its always the "nitrogen monoxide" 😭

eunil
"like nitrogen monoxide-"

sehyun
"why does tiktok always say nitrogen monoxide everytime i write NO"

sunoo
dont forget the "queen never cry" voice

prince
lemme spill some tea
i came across a block blast related-video and it's about people having a crush on their pets 😨

eunil
HELP WHAT
NAHHHHHHHH
THATS CRAZIER THAN I EXPECTED

yuna
i wouldnt be surprised if there's a block blast stories about people having a crush on their friends

sujin
girlie, thats so self-explanatory smh

donghyun
ahem ahem

sujin
i mean- it depends if people fall in love with their best friend
or maybe people having a crush on themself

wonho
aint no way those stuff exist

sunoo
it's called self-love, wonHOE

wonho
ew stop calling me that

sehyun
confession: i love sunoo 🤭

sunoo
🥰

minjae (xikers)
hey im back

dayeon
definitely cuz WHY TF HAVE YOU BEEN MISSING FOR SO LONG?

donghyun
how sweet (by newjeans)

kangmin
oooooh dayeon misses someone !!!

renta
LMFAOOOOOO

dayeon
i wanna block you guys so bad...

minjae (xikers)
guys i can explain
the reason for my disappearance is that i play too much block blast

renta
oh...
same :D

minjae (xikers)
nice
what are you guys talking about

yuna
we're talking about how people have a crush on their family members, relatives, etc.

minjae (xikers)
ho- are you kidding me? thats so sweet home alabama coded

sujin
exactly like who would even ask out for their cousin to be their bf/gf 💀

prince
unhinged ahh type shi

yedam
oh and i saw one video wherein people yap about their pet peeves and how much they hate them
and the fancam was them playing block blast lol

chaewon
what happened here

sujin
and there's another one who magically popped out of nowhere

yuna
i swear yall were literally saying this a million times already

donghyun
it's okay, yuna, it's our tradition anyways

wooseok
we'e 03z, of course we pretend to be a yapper but then we disappear immediately 🤡

chaewon
youre so real for this
wait
AM I SEEING THAT RIGHT? PEOPLE HAVE CRUSHES ON THEIR RELATIVES??? 😨😨😨

renta
theyre weird so idk anymore bleh :P

chaewon
those are weird smh
the only block blast story i approve is how they rant about sensitive topics jokes and other stuff

minjae (xikers)
yes omg those are really good especially when youre raising awareness ‼️

yuna
true though
i mean- they have a point

yedam
gtg play block blast
byeeeee