Anything For You Master ((LevixReader))

Cool Thy Tits...

I'm sorry I have not been updating everyday or as frequently. My body is very weak and unstable as of the past few weeks. This isn't something I can control, aanddd it sucks ass. Sorry if I make many errors too. ╮(─▽─)╭ Well on a happier note, my sister kittenlove4535 is writing a new book ((I am helping her out a tad bit)) and it would be cool if ya check it out!

((Your P.O.V))

"Are you trying to fucking kill me?!"

"MAYBE I AM SIR JACKASS!" Levi and I were 'cooking' dinner... And well, you can say it wasn't working out so well. I wish Sasha and Connie weren't taken to Japan with my mother and father...

"Don't fucking throw knives at me fucktard! HAND THEM TO ME LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN!" Levi pointed the knife at me, pissed off like always.

"WELL YOU CATCH THEM!"

"That DOESN'T MEAN SHIT!"

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY SHIT AND WHY ARE YOU LIKE A GIRL ON HER PERIOD EVERYDAY?!"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"WHY ARE WE EVEN STILL YELLING?!" A small smile crept into my face.

"CUZ WE CAN!" Levi began to smile as well.

"OK THEN LETS FINISH COOKING." I turned back to the cutting board to finish up cutting the chicken fetus up.

"AGREED. ARE YOU DONE CUTTING THE EGGS FOR THE EGG SALAD? Ok I'm not yelling anymore, my lungs fucking hurt." Levi walked over to the oven and pulled out the ham.

"Same here...A bunch of chicken fetuses have been chopped up properly! What next?" Levi glared at me and sighed.

"Stop.calling.them.a.fetus.for.the.final.fucking. time." I rolled my eyes and washed my hands.

"Forgive me for calling them fetuses, though that is what they are. If thou shall want me to talk like a proper, young lady, Thou shall calm their midget man tits before thou tuns into a pissy little princes." I rested my hand on my hip and lifted my chin up. Levi just glared at me and turned away to finish feeling up the ham.

"For the love of god, I can not fucking beet you in a verbal fight."

"Ah, so the might midget has met his match." I smiled and began to make the rest of the egg salad.

"Damn straight. Glad to have fallen for a girl like me. Nice to laugh at something for a good reason." Levi chuckled lightly.

"Hehehe. It is nice." I put the egg salad in the fridge and went on to get the plates ready, taking the rice and mashpotatoes with me. I laid them out neatly onto the dinning room table and wen back into the kitchen to get the rest of the foods. Levi brought out the ham and placed it in the middle of the table. As if on cue, the door fung open, reveling a loud Hanji.