"Why do you want to do this, though?" Jace's mum shrieked loudly. Jace had tears in his eyes as he edged closer to the trash can.
"This is who I want to be, Mother! I want to live my life with this trash can!" he cried, "this is who I am!" The Vanessa Amorosi song ringed in his eyes. It gave him motivation to be his true self and to live with who he wanted: trash.
"We did not raise you to be who you are! We are trashphobic!" Mother was strong in her stance. Her illogical opinions were said with much assertiveness. And trashness.
Then came in his friend, the mighty trash queen, slayed his way through the battle amongst the room full of stupidity. Dan Howell arose, like a doge would.
'Hey m8' he said, profusely shoving breadsticks in his purse. "You'll never believe the date we had. Phil Lester, aka Phillinator 3000 and I had some mad banter..." Dan went on with such articulateness beauty. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.
Writer: Danny-chan
