DISCLAIMER : I DOMT OWN HETALIA!!! ...if I did...USUK and PruHun would already be cannon...jk, I would make a movie. A better one, not that Paint It White sucks, but maybe I would make mine...based on HetaOni IM SORRY!
Moon : And hello again children!
England : *groans* Damn it, and I really thought we were safe!
Moon : HAHAHAHA no.
China : Okay what do we have to do this time cause I had to swim in the goddamn English Canal!
Moon : One, I'm pretty sure it's not called that, two, these are gonna be way worse, three, I have to do this by memory cause stupid Chinese Internet that bans YouTube, Google, Instagram, Devintart, Twitter and pretty much any social media I love and or use other than Wattpad. Yeah.
China : Hey, it's not my fault.
America : Wait that means... *le gasp* THEY HAVENT SEEN DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK!?
China : ...wat.
America : *dramatic turn* BUM BUM BUMMMMMMM!!!
China : holy shit what the fuck.
Moon : Oh yeah, four, uncensored swearing.
Romano : *censor* YEAH!
Moon : Except for Romano because asshole here. *points to self*
£ pokemonlover2 , I dare everyone to say their crushes. And I dare everyone to go on date with the person they hate the most. £
Moon : Everyone...not including me, right?
China : Yes, including you.
Moon : God damn it.
France : Non, wait! Let me just say something!
England : Oh shut it you frog monkey! You're obviously going to say something perverted-!
France : Sooo, Moon, aren't you 'in' China right now~?
Moon : Uh, yeah. In real life. *oblivious*
France : How is it~?
Moon : It's really hot. I'm more southern then where I usually am. I get super hot and sweaty and I ended up panting like a dog.
France : Ohohonhonhonhonhonhonhon~! *grabs China* Is it nice having her over~?
China : SHES IN MY COUNTRY! NOT ON ME!
Moon : ...wut. ANYWAYS OFF THE TOPIC OF ME BEING IN CHINA AND CATCHING A TON OF SICKNESS AND HAVING TO EAT A SHIT LOAD OF MEDICINE, on to the dares! By the way no, I'm not answering that!
America : I'll go first because hero! I like...uh... *censor*
(This part of the thing will have to be like this, cause not everyone ships the same thing. If you want your OTP to do something, just dare them to. BTW just wondering, which one of the countries do you ship me with?)
Sealand : And now you jerks have to go on a date with someone you despise!
England : HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE!?
Wy : We've been here the whole time!
Spain : Oh sorry mes amigos, didn't see you there! (I don't speak Spanish, I speak French okay?)
Romano : Of course idiota...
Italy : Ve~! I nearly forgot! What's your answer to the last question Moonie?
Moon : Uh...I said I wasn't gonna answer.
Japan : *holds up maid costume*
Moon : ...Choona.
Everyone : ...who?
Moon : Thank god for nicknames. Anyways, date time! Let's start with...
Seychelles : Could I choose?
Moon : Sure.
Seychelles : Um...how about America?
America : Me? Sure, cause I'm the hero and not even my enemy is gonna get to me!
Russia : *grabs shoulders* Lets go. *leaves while dragging America*
America : NOOOOOOoooooOooooooOOOOOOoooooO!
Everyone : O_o
Chibitalia : ....is he going to be alright?
Italy : *covers Chibitalia's eyes* You don't need to know.
¥ 2 hours later ¥
America : *bursts through the door*
Canada : How'd it go?
America : HE WONT STOP ASKING ME TO 'BECOME ONE' WITH HIM! I RONT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Russia : Become one, da?
America : NOOOOOOooooOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!
Liechtenstein : What does 'become one' mean?
Hungary : Ha...ha...ha... You're too young.
(It just continues like that because weirdos)
£ kitkatkarkles, I dare Romano to whisper into Japan's ear 'I like butts' and Prussia to dance to the stereotype song with us £
Romano : WHAT THE HOLY *censor*?!?!?!? WHY THE HELL WOULD I EVER DO THAT *censor*?!?!
Germany : Because this is a truth or dare book and obviously you're going to do such things.
Pokespe : BESIDES YOU HAVE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DARES TO DO!
Moon : Don't remind me................
Pokespe : Whoops.
Germany : Now go.
Romano : God damn it...........fine. BUT IM GETTING PILES OF TOMATOES FOR THIS!!!! HEAR ME?! PILES!!!!!
Spain : Got it amigo!
Romano : *slithers behind Japan* I lik-
Japan : *screams and points sword in Romano's face*
Romano : HOLY *censor* *censor* *censor* *oh my god that word censor*
Japan : Oh it was you, Romano-kun. Gomenasai.
Romano : Yeah you better be!
Germany : Ahem.
Romano : .....I like butts.
Spain : Whisper mi amigo! Whisper!
Romano : *goes up to Japan and whispers* I like butts.
Japan : I...see. Who's butt?
Romano : WHAT?! IT WAS DARE!
Japan : Ah.
Prussia : TIME FOR THE AWESOME TO ARRIVE!!!!! *sings the stereotype song* FUCK YEAH!
Moon : And that's the end. HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!! COMMENT (pleaseeeeeeeeee) YOUR TRUTHS AND DARES!!!! BYEEEEEEEE!!!
Russia : Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol *strangling Prussia due to stereotype song*
Moon : Heh heh...
