1: Did you just fart, because you blew me away!
2: Are your parents retarted?, cause you sure are special!
3: My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in!
4: Do you have a library card?, cause I'd like to sign you out!
5: Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got FINE written all over you!
6: Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Cause you look magically delicious!
7: Are those space pants? Cause your bum is out of this world!
8: Don't believe in love at first sight? Should I walk by again?
9: Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only Ten I See
10: My name isn't Elmo! But you can tickle me anytime you want to!
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