Hedgehog

Chapter 1: "I said no kids!!!!!"

       To make long story short, which do you like better, kids or adults? If your a kid, you'd probably say kids, if you were an adult, you'd say adult. So to make a long story short, you gotta make a short story long! It doesn't make sense? But it makes PERFECT sense to me! How could it not make sense? Sheesh! People! Oh you heard that? Well if you get mad at this hedgehog, you'll regret it! Shoot you with my quills? I don't have sharp quills you moron! I was just trying to intimidate you, oh, now you laughing!? I'll give you something to laugh about, you jerks! What? Hell-o! Trying to intimidate you, remember, just, whatever, I'll tell you the story.

        Once upon a- what? Oh, right, the whole, "who likes picture books anymore" well I'll give you a pictu-okay, okay, sheesh! My name is Hedgehog Armadillo Piggy, my friends call me HAP, that's probably what they would call me if I had any.

      "Wait, WAIT. Wait. Wait, what you saying is_" Gerbhog cut her husband Superhog (Your probably thinking wtd, which means what the duck, what kind of name is Superhog, or Gerbhog?) off, "Why so surprised! You should be happy, you said you wanted 'Moe kids' I said that's a stupid thing to say, because we have no kids!"       

       "I said no kids!!!!!" 

"Oh" One of the baby's  came out of a bird egg nearby. Yep. I was born from a bird egg! Tell the story right? But, oh, your talking to that guy. Yeah, tell the story right! That baby was me! I couldn't see, but I could hear.

"It's hideous!" Gerbhog said. I picked up something, and I thought it was food, and I ate it, today, I know its a stick. quills came out of my back for some reason.  

"It's not supposed to do that," Superhog said. "What do you of the kid?"

"I think it's lunchtime."

"What I thought." And they walked away.

A/N That was pretty obvious. I know this chapter's pretty short. All the chapters are probably going to be short.