This is a fanfiction into the mind of Emmett Cullen starting from Breaking Dawn~
Enjoy!
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"Send him out,Bella,or we're coming in after him." I think I definitely broke their perfect Romance-novel moment but,honestly,he was late and leaving us out here bored to death. I jumped down and hit the ground with a clump before turning to Jasper.
"Think you'll have any more luck with Lover boy?" I asked a millisecond later.
"Patience Emmett." he smiled in the way only a Jasper could pull off,but he went up and tried anyway.
"Don't worry,Bella,we'll get him out in plenty of time." he jumped back down,and I hit him laughing like he could've tried better.
"Okay,go before they break my house."I heard Bella pushing Edward lightly to the window again,not that it was in my nature to eavesdrop because First,Edward always told me to buzz off,and second listening to their conversations makes you wanna watch a soap-opera--I knew from experience--but it wasn't like Edward wasn't keeping us waiting.
I cupped my mouth with my hands and called out as if Edward couldn't hear me perfectly clear."Let's go,let's go!"
Edward looked down at us before turning to Bella again."I'll meet you at the altar."
"I'll be the one in white." I rolled my eyes,Edward was clearly giving away how many nights he spent listening to his secret stash of "1000 Love songs".
"That was very convincing."He laughed before gingerly jumping down. We all started laughing again just extremely happy that Edward was happy. Bella peered over the window-sill as we started throwing the playful blows that would have knocked out an average Joe.
We separated before flashing away in front of Bella's amazed eyes.
"I heard what you were thinking."Edward said glancing at me as the breeze turned into an aftershock of a hurricane because of us.
"Oh,yeah?" I laughed again.
"I don't listen to 1000 Love Songs."
"Well,come on Edward,I needed some way of getting you out.Nobody said patience comes with immortality." I teased.
He chuckled."Right."
It took only moments to get way up in the mountains where all the prey was.I kept praising myself mentally because the super-speed would never get old.Some things do for a vampire though (and by that I meant me at least) like flawless sight; because after about five years you really don't wanna see ever dust mite floating around in the air or every fiber in a carpet,so that's why I figured out a way to blur half the things in sight to the mild-human standard.
I separated from Edward and Jazz because it was sort of weird to hunt together at times,and others not so much.This hunt could be memorable because it was the last hunt of Edward's singularity but right now I wasn't in the mood to hunt together,par se.
"Ah,man." I said,rather disappointed that it took me like,2 seconds to find a grizzly.
Every bear counts. I thought to myself,shrugging.Or not to myself actually because seconds later Edward was saying miles away to 'Keep my voice down!'
"I wasn't talking!''I yelled back just to emphasise."Sheesh,sometimes your one way telepathic connection is irritating!"
"Remember it's his bachelor party!" Jazz said closer to me than Edward. I waved my hand at his "trying to keep the peace".
I looked back at the huge black bear and was more irritated that it was so stupid as to not even run.Stupid bears,vampires shout in your presence and you still don't run just stay there doing..What was it doing? Eating grass?!
"Wow,this green movement is spreading farther than I thought."I mumbled to myself. I sucked in the cold,night air and zoned out of my surroundings just to zone-in on my hunt. The bear's heartbeat doubled instantly when I did that and I there was no stopping now,I could practically taste it's blood.But there was no practical when it comes to vampires,just like there's no realizing,not when it comes to hunting that is,because as soon as I wanted it,I was crouched down next to it, my teeth were right into it and the warm,sweet blood was flowing it's way down my throat,and fishing it's way to my stomach,I had drained it in a few nanoseconds saddened--if you could say that-- that it didn't even growl in protest.
I got to my feet then and decided nothing could kill my buzz because I was way too excited for Edward. I wiped my mouth with my sleeve and zoomed to Edward and Jasper,they might need help.