How To Know You're Obsessed With Warriors

#25

🐾You call rubbish 'crow-food'.

🐾You do this:
Teacher: You're late for class! Where have you been?
You: ...hunting?

🐾You call your back door the 'dirt-place tunnel'.

🐾You like having your ears licked and rubbed.

🐾You get shitty when people touch your Warriors books.