Yes we all know this story ...
But just in case you 'kneaded'
To be reminded ...
Because I know all of y'all's
brains are 'baked'...
Ok...I'll stop..it's not like I'm making any 'dough' writing these puns...
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There once was a loaf..
Of bread of course...
It was destined to be put into use!
A sandwich perhaps would be its fate.
Or as it hoped.
The bag of bread was bought from a store...like normal bread is...(btw if you don't get your bread from stores it's probably your parents buying drugs)
It was quickly opened...
The first slice of bread could feel it...
It was his time to shine !!!
The buyer of the bread grabbed it in disgust...
The slice was quickly thrown on the ground for the dog to eat...
The slice screamed, "AGHH!!!"
But he was bread...so ...no one heard his scream...
The dog went outside...got sick and puked up the bread...
The bread sat in the puddle...
Then a raccoon came by and ate it.
(Raccoons are nasty ...like really nasty...all they do is steal cat food off of porches...) ~raccoon rant over~
And so is this story.
Gawd.
What are you still doing here!?
Go!!!!
Fine , you need a bedtime story...HUH?
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Once apon a time ... There was a person ...that had no life... They started to get bored...so they got on the Internet....got on wattpad...clicked on my story...and REFUSED to leave me and get out of my life....THE END.
Stop crying, you know I'm right.
YOU ARE READING
The island of misfit everythings.
FanfictionThese are offensive short stories.... They will make you cry... Isn't that something.. And yes, I know you have time to read them..... If you didn't, you wouldn't be on wattpad right now... K? ~THE END~
