How God parents Metatron and Sandalphon and Zadkiel
When they do dumb stuff:
God: Really you three? I expect this type of stuff from Metatron and Sandalphon but you Zadkiel I'm disappointed in.
When they harass Michael:
God: Would you three leave him be? He has enough to worry about at this point with Adam and this extermination nonsense.
When they pull pranks:
God: *Laughing* Ok you three that was funny but seriously let's get back to business here. We don't want Emily to be like you guys.
Zadkiel: Oh cmon that was funny you can't lie.
God: I'm not denying that it was funny I'm just saying Emily is a young soul we don't need her caught up in trying to make others lives the worst imaginable.
Metatron: Oh cmon it wasn't that bad.
Michael: *in the distance* FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Metatron: Welp nevermind.
When they get into a argument with each other
Zadkiel: NO SERA LOVES ME MORE!
Metatron: BULLSHIT!
Sandalphon: *Eating popcorn* This right here is comedy.
God: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!
Sandalphon: About to tear each other apart to see who Sera loves more.
God: "I will not allow anyone to get in the way of the love these two have together."
Metatron: What makes you think she likes you better?
Zadkiel: Well she-
God: I can vouch for Zadkiel. He is very much loved by Sera more I apologize Metatron but she doesn't like you.
Metatron: *Falls over* Dammit........*weeping* WHY HIM?! IT SHOULD BE ME!
Zadkiel: Suck it Metatron.
When they bring Emily into their pranks
God: Did you make Emily participate in one of your usual.........endeavors?
Sandalphon: *stuttering* W-well here's the thing um..........
God: Go on tell me I won't get upset
Metatron: Ok so
[Metatron looks over to Zadkiel and notices that he is completely gone. He turns back to see that God has a stern and terrifying look on her face.]
Metatron: Sh-shit........
How Sera parents Metatron and Sandalphon and Zadkiel
When they do dumb stuff:
Sera: *Sighs* Not again........
When they harass Michael:
Sera: You want to be with the seraphims in your own enclosure?
Michael: YES JUST GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!
Sera: *groans* Michael please leave me alone......
Michael: But.....
Sera: Now! You knew what you were getting into when you chose to take care of them.
Michael: "I'm gonna go insane one of these days."
When they pull pranks:
Sera: *Wiping cake from her face* I would've condemned those 3 already if Zadkiel wasn't apart of that group. But dammit Metatron and Sandalphon they are young but problematic.
[Sera however doesn't see that outside her window those same 3 angels were plotting something.]
Zadkiel: *whispering* We ready?
Metatron: *Whispering* Yup
Sandalphon: *whispering* Alright boys time to pop it!
[Zadkiel, Metatron and Sandalphon all sneak into Sera's room unoticed and replace her towel with a mouse trap.]
Sera: *grabs towel* Mmf! Mmmmf! "WHAT IS ON MY FACE?!"
[Zadkiel, Metatron and Sandalphon all begin laughing as they fly away. Sera with the mouse trap uses her power to completely remove it from her face.]
Sera: *groans* Now I see what Michael was talking about.......
When they get into a argument with each other
Sera: What are they throwing a fit about?
Sandalphon: They're arguing about who you love more.
Sera: Oh well I clearly love Zadkiel more.
Sandalphon: Don't tell me tell them.
[Sera flies over to the two and tells Metatron the brutal truth.]
Sera: Um Metatron I don't exactly love you like I do Zadkiel........
Metatron: W-what......
Sera: Well it's not that I don't love or appreciate you but it's just that I'm more to Zadkiel.
Metatron: *fall over* Fuck........
When they bring Emily into their pranks
Sera: DON'T YOU THREE EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING EMILY INTO YOUR UNHINGED ACTIONS!
Zadkiel: Darn it......
Metatron: Unfortunate then......
Sandalphon: Well we tried em
Emily: Oh come on Sera please!
Sera: N O SPELLS NO
How Michael parents Metatron and Sandalphon and Zadkiel
When they do dumb stuff
When they harass Michael
When they pull pranks
When they get into an argument with each other
When they bring Emily into their pranks
Michael:
YOU ARE READING
Why would you wanna check out? (Yandere HH Harem x Male former Exorcist Reader)
FanfictionWhy............after everything......why would you wanna LEAVE ME?!? (This is a continuation after the original writer decided to leave it yes they granted permission)
