♥︎Their Secret♥︎ ☠︎︎Haikyuu Stripper Au☠︎︎

♥︎Their Secret♥︎

Kuroo's POV

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"Hey guys I'm back from my date" I said as I sat my keys on the counter in the kitchen.

I was only greeted by Osamu and Bokuto.

"Where is everyone else?" I asked.

"Well Iwaizumi went to the gym and Sakusa is in his room taking a nap" Osamu responds with his attention still glued to his phone.

"I don't know where everyone else is though" Bokuto adds on.

"Anyway how did your date go Kuroo~" Bokuto asks with a smirk on his face.

"It went really well actually! Everything went as planned nothing was out of place" I answered.

"That's good! I'm glad it went well for you! Now help us plan this party for tomorrow night" Bokuto says, I stopped what I was doing immediately.

"Party?! What party?!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing right now...

"Who approved of this?!" I asked Osamu.

"Uh me and Bokuto because we live and we deserve to have fun?" He gave me a sassy response which was kinda valid.

"Fair enough"

"So who's all going?" I asked.

"Well of course everyone that lives in this pent house and a few others..." Osamu mumbles out.

"What do you mean by a few others..?" I said with concern.

"Well uh- So I kinda invited almost all of our friends-"

"Dude... Do you know how many noise complaints we will get if we actually have this party here?" I said trying to be the voice of reasoning.

"I knowwwww but I haven't had any fun in so long that I need loosen up you know?"

"I understand that Osamu but think about the Manipulative Germaphobe that's sleeping right now..." I said with a whisper, scared that he'll pop up out of no where.

"At this point I can care less what Sakusa thinks about this party me and Bokuto are hosting"

"Yea Sakusa just needs to learn how to loosen up once in a while, and who knows he might get laid by a certain someone..~" Bokuto winks at Osamu.

"What the fuck do you mean by that?!" Osamu yells out with a disgusted look on his face.

"Oh come on Osamu it's so obvious" Bokuto says in a disinterest tone in his voice.

"What's Obvious Bokuto?! Please enlighten me!" Osamu says back.

"Heh... Even I know what he's talking about, your so dense Osamu" I said smugly.

"Osamu I'm talking about your brother" Bokuto says with a smirk on his face.

"And what about Atsumu?"

"Well it's OBVIOUS that he likes Sakusa"

"Why would Atsumu ever LIKE that Germaphobic pain in the ass"

"I actually have no clue but it's obvious that Atsumu likes him very much~"

"Like hell he does-!"

"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU GUYS WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL COME IN THERE AND HURT ALL OF YOU!!!??"

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"We will just continue this conversation later on when he's awake.." I said

"Yea agreed" Bokuto says and Osamu nods in agreement.